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(laughter)

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- Am I right, knights?

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(laughter)

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Maids are always like

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my hand hurts from this spindle.

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(laughter)

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OK that's my time, you guys.

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OK you guys have been great.

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- Yeah yeah, man.

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Hey yo give it up for Dustin, y'all.

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Give it up for Dustin.

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Yeah that guy is dope.

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Alright well this next pantaloon

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has been seen fooling around castles

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all around kingdom

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which comes to no surprise

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cause she's woman!

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She's gonna try and tell jokes.

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Isn't that absurd?

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(laughter)

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Give it up for Jesterca.

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Jesterca.

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(clapping)

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- Alright make some noise

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if your only function in society

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is financial benefit to a lord. (chuckles)

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But what do I know?

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I'm just a maiden wearing pants?

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(laughter)

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(whistling)

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- You weren't that bad
for a female jester.

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- You realize how
insulting that is, right?

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Even though you're
trying to compliment me.

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- Do you want another drink or not?

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- Yes.

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All the brandy.

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(indistinct talking)

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- Hey.

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Not so bad for.

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- A female jester.

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Yeah.

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Heard it.

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- Ah c'mon.

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Perhaps if you made your jokes

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a little more relatable like Todd.

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- I mean they're not called
hand maidens for nothing.

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Am I right?

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Yeah? (laughter)

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Yeah, yeah.

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You know what I'm talking about.

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- I told him that.

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You did it.

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You did it!

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- Yeah! (laughter)

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Whoo! (audience cheering)

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- My jokes are super relatable.

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So the other fortnight
I wasn't feeling well

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and I called in plague.

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A king walks into a tavern.

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- [Voiceover] Get off the stage!

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- Shut up, Todd!

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- Like called in sick.

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- I get it.

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- This is bullshit.

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The male jesters go up there

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and just make jokes about their swords

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the entire set but if
I talk about anything

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that's interesting to me
I get my head cut off.

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Literally the booker threatened
me with the guillotine.

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- Right.

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If you just made your jokes
a little more relatable

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to the audience I think
they would start laughing.

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- Like brutally fighting on my horse

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while oppressing women

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and receiving all the benefits

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of male privilege?

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- (laughs) Yes!

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Those are real humdingers.

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Hey.

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Oh hey c'mon.

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Don't cry now.

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Hey.

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Warm up to Chad, OK?

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Let's just go back to my room,

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start writing jokes, make things funny.

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- I guess I can't hate myself anymore.

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- (laughs) Oh my god.

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You're hilarious.

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That was a yes.

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- No.

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No.

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Hard no.

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- Like a maybe?

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- No maybe.

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All no.

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100 no.

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- I just bought a horse.

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