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- Thanks so much guys
for meeting me today.

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I am so hungover, I had like
eight vodka sodas last night,

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maybe nine.

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- Oh my god, I know.

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I went to this new whiskey bar downtown

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and then to an after hours.

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I didn't get home 'til
like five in the morning.

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- Oh my god you guys,

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I met the cutest guy
at the club last night.

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It turns out he has a private jet.

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We're going to Hawaii next weekend.

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- Oh my god, I'm so jealous.

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Hannah, anything fun happen with you?

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- Oh, actually this morning
I was changing his diaper

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and I found a whole blueberry inside.

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Like the whole thing.

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And I even dug it out, I
like totally dug it out

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and saw all the sides of it
and it was perfectly round.

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I don't know, I still can't figure it out.

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Does anybody want bread?

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- Sure.

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- You could use some.

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