WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.571 --> 00:00:01.404 (upbeat music) 00:00:01.404 --> 00:00:02.608 - Happy Tuesday. 00:00:02.608 --> 00:00:04.656 - Oh, um, actually. 00:00:04.656 --> 00:00:05.584 - You're on a clen... 00:00:05.584 --> 00:00:06.417 - Pregnant. 00:00:06.417 --> 00:00:07.696 - Nant. Pregnant. 00:00:07.696 --> 00:00:08.720 That's what I said. 00:00:08.720 --> 00:00:09.553 You're pregnant. 00:00:09.553 --> 00:00:10.386 Oh my God! 00:00:10.386 --> 00:00:12.944 I have a designated driver for the next nine months. 00:00:12.944 --> 00:00:13.829 - You sure do. 00:00:13.829 --> 00:00:15.035 - Congratulations. 00:00:15.035 --> 00:00:15.909 - Thank you. 00:00:15.909 --> 00:00:17.492 - That is so scary. 00:00:20.816 --> 00:00:22.715 Am I allowed to move? 00:00:22.715 --> 00:00:25.061 What do you mean Tom Ford doesn't make onesies? 00:00:25.061 --> 00:00:27.365 As long as you don't cry, poop or pee 00:00:27.365 --> 00:00:29.381 before mom gets back, we got this. 00:00:29.381 --> 00:00:30.214 (baby cries) 00:00:30.214 --> 00:00:31.515 Okay, okay. 00:00:31.515 --> 00:00:33.612 We're not gonna cry. 00:00:33.612 --> 00:00:34.661 Oh. 00:00:34.661 --> 00:00:35.536 Okay. 00:00:35.536 --> 00:00:36.369 It's okay. 00:00:37.211 --> 00:00:39.557 (sighs) 00:00:39.557 --> 00:00:40.485 (baby cries) 00:00:40.485 --> 00:00:41.318 Oh. 00:00:41.318 --> 00:00:42.693 Oh no. 00:00:42.693 --> 00:00:43.984 She's so sad. 00:00:43.984 --> 00:00:46.171 I'm so sorry this play date's over already. 00:00:46.171 --> 00:00:47.195 I can't believe it just flew by. 00:00:47.195 --> 00:00:48.699 I packed everything for you. 00:00:48.699 --> 00:00:49.861 Ugh. 00:00:49.861 --> 00:00:51.376 I'm not ready for a dog. 00:00:51.376 --> 00:00:54.376 Traffic was so bad and I'm so sorry. 00:00:55.464 --> 00:00:57.595 - You've got something there. 00:00:57.595 --> 00:00:59.109 - Oh my gosh. 00:00:59.109 --> 00:01:00.368 Oh, it's spit up. 00:01:00.368 --> 00:01:02.011 - Oh okay. 00:01:02.011 --> 00:01:02.971 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:01:02.971 --> 00:01:03.804 - It's definitely spit up. 00:01:03.804 --> 00:01:04.667 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:01:04.667 --> 00:01:05.797 - If you're sure. 00:01:05.797 --> 00:01:06.800 - Did you guys think that it's? 00:01:06.800 --> 00:01:08.467 Okay, it's not that. 00:01:09.605 --> 00:01:12.784 Oh my God, you're getting so big. 00:01:12.784 --> 00:01:14.629 Linus has just been so bad at... 00:01:14.629 --> 00:01:15.462 Oh my God. 00:01:16.325 --> 00:01:17.680 Has she done that before? 00:01:17.680 --> 00:01:18.513 - No. 00:01:18.513 --> 00:01:19.346 - These are her first steps. 00:01:19.346 --> 00:01:20.179 - Yeah, the first steps. 00:01:20.179 --> 00:01:21.012 - These are her first actual steps. 00:01:21.012 --> 00:01:21.845 Okay, okay. 00:01:21.845 --> 00:01:22.971 We got this. 00:01:22.971 --> 00:01:25.435 Oh my gosh, she's like a little person. 00:01:25.435 --> 00:01:26.352 Go, go, go. 00:01:27.472 --> 00:01:28.305 Oh, no, no, no. 00:01:28.305 --> 00:01:29.138 - Oh, yeah, okay. 00:01:29.138 --> 00:01:29.971 - Nope, nope. 00:01:29.971 --> 00:01:30.804 Okay. 00:01:30.804 --> 00:01:31.637 All right. 00:01:31.637 --> 00:01:32.470 I think you just. 00:01:32.470 --> 00:01:33.605 You gotta just bend the knees. 00:01:33.605 --> 00:01:36.091 It's like these trays should come off or something. 00:01:36.091 --> 00:01:37.573 The toast is like a loofah. 00:01:37.573 --> 00:01:39.573 (cries) 00:01:41.968 --> 00:01:43.547 You know, I saw your first poop. 00:01:43.547 --> 00:01:46.366 So, you're not the only person with leverage. 00:01:46.373 --> 00:01:48.912 (cries) 00:01:48.912 --> 00:01:52.485 I am so sad that this is ending right now. 00:01:52.485 --> 00:01:54.160 You are getting so big. 00:01:54.160 --> 00:01:55.845 I cannot believe it. 00:01:55.845 --> 00:01:57.477 (babbles in jibberish) 00:01:57.477 --> 00:01:58.779 (babbles in jibberish) 00:01:58.779 --> 00:02:00.750 (babbles in jibberish) 00:02:00.750 --> 00:02:02.325 Hey, this is so fun. 00:02:02.325 --> 00:02:03.158 Hey, ooh. 00:02:04.853 --> 00:02:07.808 Do you play with your heart. 00:02:07.808 --> 00:02:09.963 And the little mermaid decided to not give up 00:02:09.963 --> 00:02:11.637 her talent for someone else and realized 00:02:11.637 --> 00:02:13.824 that she didn't need a man to tell her anything. 00:02:13.824 --> 00:02:14.816 The end. 00:02:14.816 --> 00:02:17.835 That is the important part of that book. 00:02:17.835 --> 00:02:18.741 And go, "Boo." 00:02:18.741 --> 00:02:19.691 - Boo. 00:02:19.691 --> 00:02:21.269 - That's how you throw shade. 00:02:21.269 --> 00:02:22.805 One more time, okay? 00:02:22.805 --> 00:02:24.388 One, one more time. 00:02:28.590 --> 00:02:29.423 Oh gross. 00:02:31.008 --> 00:02:33.120 - One more time. 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:34.976 - We just did one more time. 00:02:34.976 --> 00:02:36.064 Swipe right. 00:02:36.064 --> 00:02:37.536 No, swipe right, he was cute. 00:02:37.536 --> 00:02:39.435 Oh, I can't get that one back. 00:02:39.435 --> 00:02:40.917 (laughs) 00:02:40.917 --> 00:02:43.520 Oh, Uncle Dan's gonna die alone. 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:45.824 Your mom's gonna be here soon. 00:02:45.824 --> 00:02:48.192 I kinda wish you didn't have to leave. 00:02:48.192 --> 00:02:49.025 Do you want me to call your mom 00:02:49.025 --> 00:02:50.859 and see if you can spend the night? 00:02:50.859 --> 00:02:51.925 Sleepover? 00:02:51.925 --> 00:02:53.227 - Yes. 00:02:53.227 --> 00:02:54.709 - Yes. 00:02:54.709 --> 00:02:56.085 - Yes. 00:02:56.085 --> 00:02:56.918 - Yeah.