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("Bon-Vacance" by AudioNetwork)

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- Stupid.

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- Hey, what's up?

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- I hate my new boss.

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- You hate all of your bosses.

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- No, this guy is the fucking worst.

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I have to wear this stupid...

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- Jabot.

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- What?

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- Well it's called a jabot.

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- It's stupid and the freaking

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night shift is killing me.

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- Well hey, you start at the
bottom with the night shift

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and you work your way up the day shift.

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- I don't think there is a day shift.

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This guy is a weirdo, okay.

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His skin is all pale and chalky.

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He looks like a crispy powdered donut.

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- Ew.

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- I know, I don't think he gets out much.

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He's like 4,000 years old.

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- Stop complaining 'cause I would do

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anything for a job right now.

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- Not this guy, I mean,

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I can handle a micro-manager but it's like

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every time I get up, he's
just been standing there

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the whole time, breathing down my neck,

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like, (heaving breathing)

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and then there's this
awful moth ball smell.

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I don't know if it's just
when he's in bat form

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or he's standing right
behind me, isn't he?

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(suspenseful music)

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- Don't worry, we've got
the good health insurance.

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- Whatever, as long as
I can log these hours.

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- You know, some people
would kill to work from home.

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- Are you A positive?

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You go great with Malibu.

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("Bon-vacance" by AudioNetwork)

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- Oh and thanks for the
Coppertone SPF a billion.

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- Anything to keep my boss alive.

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- I am, I am alive.