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- And it's just like

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Ted hello, quit being a cock block.

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It's annoying--

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- He does that.

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He does that, it's a problem.

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Stop.

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- Oh no, it's Margaret.

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Not good.

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She is so obsessed with me.

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Yeah, it's insane.

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Like every time I come to this bar

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she's like, "Hey!"

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I'm just like, "Hey, can't you see

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"I'm just trying to hang
out with my friends?"

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- Yeah.

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- You know it's guys'
night out, take it easy.

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Just go ahead, ignore her, Zach, okay.

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She's in love with me.

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I feel embarrassed for her,
you know what I'm saying.

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I just wanna like save her some face.

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I wanna go over there and
be like hey girl, listen,

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there are plenty other fish in the sea,

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you don't have to go for
this forbidden fruit.

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Why don't you try someone else, anyone!

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Except me, you know.

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- I actually think she's waving at me.

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- Don't be ridiculous Zach,
she's in love with me.

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I'm the one that's cute.

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- Hi.

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- [Zach] Hi.

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- I'm Margaret.

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- I'm Zach nice to meet you.

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- Oh boy, here we go.

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Classic Margaret, just waltzing over

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tryna get to me through my friends.

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- [Margaret] Am I bothering
you again, Justin?

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- Yeah, Margaret, as a
matter of fact you are

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and to be quite frank it's gettin' old.

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I'm flattered that you're so

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enamored with me but it's
never gonna work out.

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- Oh my god, Justin,
please get over yourself.

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I'm not interested in you,
I'm never interested in you.

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It's always your cute friends.

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And you always cock block
me every single time.

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You know what, I'm gonna
give my number to Zach.

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Call me anytime, just
leave Justin at home.

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- Yeah.

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Man it's a shame that
girl's obsessed with you,

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that could have been my dream girl.

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