WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.961 - I don't like having to swat away mosquitoes, 00:00:01.961 --> 00:00:02.571 or landing in... 00:00:02.571 --> 00:00:04.463 - You know what I gotta say about that (fart). 00:00:04.463 --> 00:00:05.348 (laughs) 00:00:07.588 --> 00:00:08.551 - Colin (laughs). 00:00:10.098 --> 00:00:13.431 - Last episode, was won by Jordan. 00:00:14.321 --> 00:00:17.226 Flip cup apparently is the greatest game of all time. 00:00:17.226 --> 00:00:20.105 - So we're back, and this time we're here because Colin 00:00:20.105 --> 00:00:22.228 and Ryan had an argument about camping. 00:00:22.228 --> 00:00:25.903 We're going to camp tonight, do some activities, and listen 00:00:25.903 --> 00:00:27.428 to their arguments, in the morning. 00:00:27.428 --> 00:00:28.568 (beep) 00:00:32.018 --> 00:00:33.837 - This is all great, but we still have to go to sleep 00:00:33.837 --> 00:00:34.605 here tonight. 00:00:36.985 --> 00:00:38.054 - We'll see if I wake up. 00:00:50.314 --> 00:00:51.969 - [Jordan] Ryan. - [Colin] Ryan. 00:00:56.409 --> 00:00:59.211 - Good morning, we just camped last night. 00:00:59.421 --> 00:01:01.062 - Yeah there was also something lurking around our tent. 00:01:01.062 --> 00:01:02.563 - I'm not sure what the hell that was. 00:01:02.563 --> 00:01:04.623 - There was nothing lurking around your tent Ryan. 00:01:04.623 --> 00:01:06.275 - No, there was definitely footsteps. 00:01:06.275 --> 00:01:07.887 - To decide who's going to, 00:01:07.887 --> 00:01:09.570 get to share their argument first. 00:01:09.570 --> 00:01:11.405 We're going to play a game of spin the bottle. 00:01:11.405 --> 00:01:15.935 I'm going to spin it, whoever it lands on, gets to go first. 00:01:19.085 --> 00:01:19.972 - Oh that's pointed at Ryan. 00:01:19.972 --> 00:01:20.793 - Ryan. 00:01:20.793 --> 00:01:21.416 - Alright. 00:01:21.416 --> 00:01:22.333 - Ryan's gonna to go first. (clapping) 00:01:23.943 --> 00:01:24.850 - Oh fuck me. 00:01:24.850 --> 00:01:26.660 - It's just a bee, Ryan. 00:01:26.700 --> 00:01:29.940 - Alright let's make this quick, I hate camping here's why. 00:01:33.190 --> 00:01:35.988 - First off, I love my free time, so why would I 00:01:35.988 --> 00:01:38.808 want to spend a free night laying on the ground, 00:01:38.808 --> 00:01:41.310 getting tagged by mosquitoes, cold and shivering 00:01:41.310 --> 00:01:43.738 in a sleeping bag like a child at a slumber party. 00:01:43.738 --> 00:01:46.190 Oh and not to mention the next morning, when I wake up 00:01:46.190 --> 00:01:48.416 in a pool of my own sweat because the sun decided 00:01:48.416 --> 00:01:50.069 it was time for me to get up. 00:01:50.769 --> 00:01:54.448 - Ryan, these are all arguments for you sucking at camping. 00:01:54.448 --> 00:01:57.027 - Look I get it, you want to embrace nature, 00:01:57.027 --> 00:01:58.869 you know live in the elements, whatever. 00:01:58.959 --> 00:02:01.608 Okay, but if that's the case, why are you sleeping 00:02:01.608 --> 00:02:03.874 in something that's so pathetically trying to be a house. 00:02:03.874 --> 00:02:07.793 I mean let's be honest, a house is way better, I mean it has 00:02:07.793 --> 00:02:11.247 air conditioning, I can shower, sleep in a nice comfy bed. 00:02:11.247 --> 00:02:14.093 And when I wake up in the middle of the night to take a pee. 00:02:14.093 --> 00:02:17.055 I don't have to worry about dying which by the way 00:02:17.055 --> 00:02:19.131 any activity where your trying to not die. 00:02:19.131 --> 00:02:21.690 Half the time your doing it, is not a good activity. 00:02:22.170 --> 00:02:24.145 - Okay I don't understand, why are you going to die when 00:02:24.145 --> 00:02:24.728 you take a pee? 00:02:24.928 --> 00:02:27.515 - Some crazy mountain man or some radioactive dude 00:02:27.515 --> 00:02:29.968 comes up and tries to stab me or some dude with a knife. 00:02:29.968 --> 00:02:32.206 - You've watched way too many movies. 00:02:32.206 --> 00:02:34.730 - Here's the thing, there's limitless possibilities 00:02:34.730 --> 00:02:35.875 of things that could happen to me. 00:02:35.875 --> 00:02:37.366 Which also brings me to my next point. 00:02:37.366 --> 00:02:38.326 Bears. 00:02:38.326 --> 00:02:41.095 And yes I know that bears are historically not that violent 00:02:41.095 --> 00:02:44.212 towards humans, but here's the thing, bears don't know that. 00:02:44.212 --> 00:02:45.783 If you come face to face with a bear, are you really 00:02:45.783 --> 00:02:47.998 going to put your life on the line because you think a bear 00:02:47.998 --> 00:02:49.461 is educated on bear facts. 00:02:49.471 --> 00:02:51.839 More then likely, I think your going to be, holy shit. 00:02:52.229 --> 00:02:53.449 - That, is one of the best moments, 00:02:53.449 --> 00:02:55.820 I've seen in any video we've made. 00:02:55.820 --> 00:02:57.344 - Why don't you spend a few extra bucks on a place where 00:02:57.344 --> 00:02:59.246 you can run into an eight foot killing machine. 00:02:59.246 --> 00:03:01.849 Which reminds me, camping is also expensive as hell 00:03:01.849 --> 00:03:02.891 for no reason. 00:03:02.911 --> 00:03:05.019 Look, I don't think I need to say much more. 00:03:05.019 --> 00:03:07.313 - We spent 20 dollars on this campsite last night. 00:03:07.313 --> 00:03:09.940 - If you like camping still, great do you. 00:03:09.940 --> 00:03:12.624 Just know, that by loving camping you're kinda setting us 00:03:12.624 --> 00:03:14.985 back a couple centuries from an evolutionary standpoint. 00:03:14.985 --> 00:03:15.988 And that's fine. 00:03:15.988 --> 00:03:19.397 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take a nap, in my bed, 00:03:19.397 --> 00:03:21.988 in air conditioning. Good day sir. 00:03:21.988 --> 00:03:23.012 - Fucking yuppie. 00:03:23.492 --> 00:03:25.706 - (groans) Man I'm jealous of my past self taking a nap. 00:03:26.646 --> 00:03:28.527 - Kudos to you past Ryan, your doing it right. 00:03:28.527 --> 00:03:30.045 - I think it's Colin's turn now. 00:03:30.815 --> 00:03:31.837 We'll see what Colin has to say. 00:03:32.507 --> 00:03:33.256 - Alright (clears throat). 00:03:33.256 --> 00:03:35.216 - Who the fuck, in that outfit it's ridiculous. 00:03:35.216 --> 00:03:36.927 - So you don't like camping, fine. 00:03:37.157 --> 00:03:38.202 But I find that offensive. 00:03:41.322 --> 00:03:43.098 Saying you don't like camping, is like saying you don't 00:03:43.098 --> 00:03:46.811 like food or music or stories it's just way too broad. 00:03:46.811 --> 00:03:48.806 And frankly, it makes you sound kinda stupid. 00:03:48.806 --> 00:03:51.106 There's a thousand ways to sleep under the stars, 00:03:51.106 --> 00:03:54.338 and yes that's reason number one that camping rules. 00:03:54.338 --> 00:03:54.988 (whip snaps) 00:03:54.988 --> 00:03:58.197 Okay obviously the proximity to nature thing is great. 00:03:58.197 --> 00:03:59.633 But that's just the tip of the iceberg. 00:03:59.633 --> 00:04:02.368 And yeah you can camp next to a fucking iceberg, 00:04:02.368 --> 00:04:03.860 this guy did it in Iceland. 00:04:04.250 --> 00:04:06.202 Have you ever cooked dinner in the woods? It's great. 00:04:06.538 --> 00:04:07.998 Look how much fun these guys are having. 00:04:07.998 --> 00:04:09.772 Let's not forget about campfires, you can drink whatever 00:04:09.772 --> 00:04:11.085 you want, your not going anywhere. 00:04:11.377 --> 00:04:12.660 Building campfires is great. 00:04:12.660 --> 00:04:14.338 Sitting at campfires is great. 00:04:14.338 --> 00:04:15.548 And s'mores. 00:04:15.548 --> 00:04:18.251 People have been sitting around campfires telling stories 00:04:18.251 --> 00:04:19.344 since the dawn of time. 00:04:19.344 --> 00:04:22.618 Why? It's a lot of fun Ryan, and even the shittiest songs 00:04:22.618 --> 00:04:24.206 are fun to sing around a campfire. 00:04:24.206 --> 00:04:26.013 - Alright, I call bullshit on that one. 00:04:26.013 --> 00:04:28.311 Every camp I've ever been in, in my entire life, 00:04:28.311 --> 00:04:30.188 there's always one doing the acoustic guitar, and he sucks. 00:04:30.798 --> 00:04:32.722 - I'll give him that, that guy is annoying. 00:04:32.722 --> 00:04:34.224 - Your right, that guys a pain in the ass and 00:04:34.224 --> 00:04:36.151 if that guy is watching at home. 00:04:36.151 --> 00:04:36.945 He should... 00:04:36.945 --> 00:04:37.917 - Stop being that guy. 00:04:37.917 --> 00:04:39.013 - Stop being that guy. (laughs) 00:04:39.280 --> 00:04:41.323 You know what you need for a campfire, wood. 00:04:41.323 --> 00:04:43.534 Look at this old dude, he's like a 100 years old and he's 00:04:43.534 --> 00:04:44.818 still whacking away. 00:04:44.818 --> 00:04:45.383 (laughs) 00:04:45.383 --> 00:04:47.622 Then the embers die down, and you go to bed, 00:04:47.622 --> 00:04:49.748 and you get to wake up to the sunrise. 00:04:50.958 --> 00:04:52.750 It's the best feeling in the world. 00:04:52.750 --> 00:04:53.230 (whip snaps) 00:04:53.420 --> 00:04:55.463 You know why it rules? Because you get to go to the swimming 00:04:55.463 --> 00:04:58.962 hole or a cave or the top of a mountain tomorrow morning. 00:04:58.962 --> 00:05:00.519 And Hot Springs. 00:05:00.519 --> 00:05:01.939 Hot springs, Ryan. 00:05:01.939 --> 00:05:03.519 They're like God's Jacuzzi's. 00:05:03.519 --> 00:05:04.629 (whip snaps twice) 00:05:04.629 --> 00:05:07.048 Hey, maybe you just want to sit around camp, and get deep 00:05:07.048 --> 00:05:08.059 with an old friend. 00:05:08.059 --> 00:05:09.435 That's fine, you do you. 00:05:09.435 --> 00:05:11.870 And here's another thing, this shit is cheap, 00:05:11.870 --> 00:05:12.250 (whip snaps) 00:05:12.250 --> 00:05:14.955 25 bucks and you get a million dollar ocean view. 00:05:14.955 --> 00:05:16.815 Check out this spot, I was in last weekend. 00:05:16.815 --> 00:05:19.571 You don't have to be a full blown gear nut like me. 00:05:19.571 --> 00:05:22.698 All you really need is, a sleeping bag, a bad of trail mix, 00:05:22.698 --> 00:05:24.313 and a pair of sneakers. 00:05:24.313 --> 00:05:25.535 - Alright, we all know that's bullshit. 00:05:25.535 --> 00:05:27.383 - You kinda need a little bit more then that Colin. 00:05:27.383 --> 00:05:28.412 - You kinda need, a lot of equipment. 00:05:28.412 --> 00:05:30.622 If I went camping with just those three things, I'd be dead 00:05:30.622 --> 00:05:31.833 by next morning. 00:05:31.833 --> 00:05:33.127 - Everything else is optional. 00:05:33.297 --> 00:05:34.126 (whistles) 00:05:34.766 --> 00:05:36.761 - Why did you have to subject us to old man butt? 00:05:36.761 --> 00:05:39.006 - Did I mention that outdoor sex is about the greatest 00:05:39.006 --> 00:05:41.551 thing there is? You can be as loud as you want. 00:05:41.551 --> 00:05:42.266 (moans) 00:05:42.266 --> 00:05:43.761 And there's literally no one around to hear you. 00:05:43.761 --> 00:05:44.386 (whip snaps) 00:05:44.386 --> 00:05:46.305 A campsite, is probably one of the only places in the world 00:05:46.305 --> 00:05:48.807 where men and women can be as uncivilized as they like, 00:05:48.807 --> 00:05:49.933 and still get laid. 00:05:50.553 --> 00:05:53.103 But I don't want to get gross and dirty and covered in bugs. 00:05:53.103 --> 00:05:55.150 Glamping is perfectly alright. 00:05:55.230 --> 00:05:56.620 Who wouldn't want to sleep in a feather bed 00:05:56.620 --> 00:05:57.190 - Alright. 00:05:57.190 --> 00:05:58.025 in the wilderness? 00:05:58.025 --> 00:06:01.147 This is total bullshit here, glamping does not count. 00:06:01.147 --> 00:06:03.560 - Maybe you just want to spend some time alone and then 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:06.287 you get the best thing nature offers, pure silence. 00:06:07.747 --> 00:06:09.537 But let's get real for a moment, most of us 00:06:09.537 --> 00:06:11.872 are going to go camping with our friends and family. 00:06:12.112 --> 00:06:13.584 And that's more then just a shared hobby. 00:06:13.584 --> 00:06:15.620 When you venture into the wilderness with people, 00:06:15.620 --> 00:06:17.703 your telling them that you truly, deeply 00:06:17.703 --> 00:06:18.796 want to enjoy their company. 00:06:18.796 --> 00:06:20.513 And there aren't very many place left, where you can 00:06:20.513 --> 00:06:22.042 find that kind of honesty. 00:06:22.042 --> 00:06:24.119 And let me ask you something Ryan, are you having 00:06:24.119 --> 00:06:25.896 fun right now, are ya? 00:06:25.896 --> 00:06:26.486 (whip snaps twice) 00:06:27.596 --> 00:06:28.222 - Are ya? 00:06:28.222 --> 00:06:29.223 - Not really (laughs uncomfortably). 00:06:29.883 --> 00:06:33.721 - So to sum up, Ryan hates camping because it's 00:06:33.721 --> 00:06:38.316 uncomfortable, nature is too dangerous, and it's not fun, 00:06:38.316 --> 00:06:39.858 and it's expensive. 00:06:39.858 --> 00:06:41.861 We're not in exactly, the most glamorous spot right here. 00:06:41.861 --> 00:06:44.353 We're in the middle of the desert, who knows who's out here 00:06:44.353 --> 00:06:45.364 or what's out here. 00:06:45.364 --> 00:06:47.601 - Your a lunatic, it's beautiful out here. 00:06:47.601 --> 00:06:50.536 - On the other side of things, Colin enjoys camping 00:06:50.536 --> 00:06:53.455 for many reasons, mostly that it connects you to 00:06:53.455 --> 00:06:57.847 those around you, nature is beautiful, it's inexpensive, 00:06:57.847 --> 00:06:59.795 and it's a cool way to spend your time. 00:07:00.415 --> 00:07:01.171 - And have sex. 00:07:01.171 --> 00:07:03.608 - And have sex, well spend your time, have sex, 00:07:03.608 --> 00:07:04.449 it's all the same, right? 00:07:04.449 --> 00:07:05.717 - Because you can't have sex at home. 00:07:05.717 --> 00:07:08.513 - I think you both make very good points, I'm not 00:07:08.513 --> 00:07:10.632 going to make the decision as to who wins. 00:07:10.632 --> 00:07:12.995 We're going to again, leave it up to our audience. 00:07:12.995 --> 00:07:16.103 Please vote, let us know who you think won, and we'll 00:07:16.103 --> 00:07:17.315 let you know next time. 00:07:17.565 --> 00:07:20.161 - Humans evolved, so they could live better, that's how 00:07:20.161 --> 00:07:21.088 we survived. 00:07:21.088 --> 00:07:21.785 Holy shit that guys... 00:07:21.785 --> 00:07:22.204 - Carter! 00:07:22.204 --> 00:07:23.444 - a speed demon. 00:07:23.444 --> 00:07:24.779 - Carter, hi. 00:07:24.779 --> 00:07:26.467 - See if I was Carter, I would dig camping.