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- Yo, how'd your date go?

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- It went great man,
thanks. I really like her.

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- Nice.

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- Yeah.

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(suspenseful dubstep)

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(gasp)

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(suspense music)

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- Don't worry guys, she probably

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doesn't even know how it works.

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- Oh my, look at all these pictures.

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- I just shut down the
Wi-Fi for two city blocks.

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She's offline.

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- No, no, no, she just liked one of my

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status updates from two years ago.

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- That's impossible. There's a signal

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coming from inside the building.

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She's inside the building!

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(dial-up connecting)

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- This thing is so slow.

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- What do I even do?

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- Ooh, so that's how you upload a picture.

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- I just saw your baby junk man (laughs)

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- Where are you?

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- Stop tagging me in all of your posts.

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- I saw your post. I
just want you to be safe.

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That's why I'm giving you condoms.

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- I can't help you anymore.

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- Why not?

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- She told my mom to add me too.

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(whispers) Now they're
gonna friend all of us.

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- Let us in.

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- My mom just friended me on Facebook.

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- My mom just added me on Facebook.

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- My mom added me too!

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- Finally, I blocked her. It's over.

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(phone buzzes)

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- Hi honey.

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- Hey babe, what's up?

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- I just wanted to tell
you about something

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really sweet that happened.

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Your mom added me on Facebook,

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isn't that great?

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- No!

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(heart beating)