- May the best bitch win.
(dance beat)
- I'm here repping the queen of rap, Nicki Minaj.
- I'm here repping the one and only multi-talented
Mariah Carey.
- I'm here repping Mother Monster, Lady Gaga.
- And I'm here repping the Beehive Baby, Beyonce.
I just fee like Beyonce is the only one that does have
a look. Gaga is like super manufactured,
I mean, just throw some meat on it, honey.
The only thing that Mariah ever had as a good outfit
was a butterfly top in the early 2000s,
and then what happened?
Eden's crush wore it, and it was done.
As far as Nicki, Nicki was like a bootleg Gaga,
like she should go sit down.
So the Queen Bee has continued to slay.
I mean, she was who you were talking about at like
the Met Gala.
Were y'all even invited? (laughing)
- Mariah's always dressed for the gods, honey.
Gowns, flawless hair, makeup on point. (interrupting)
Shh.
- Let me just, okay, let me,
- Yeah, what's going on with your look, Lady Gaga? (laughter)
- Woah, okay, all of those outfits, they mean something
to her. She dressed in that steak because she was talking - Crazy.
about equality, and saying that it was the prime rib.
Sure it's a crazy message, but it got people to look at her,
and that's what she's using her fame for.
- Okay, my turn. - Ain't nobody care about what you wearing.
- Still irrelevant, nobody cares.
- The most like defining characteristic
of Nicki Minaj's look is and always has been
dat ass though.
And like that was what the whole Anaconda thing
revolved around. - Is that classy, though?
Should she cover up her booty? - No.
- Oh, I clearly win that. Hello.
- Miley, what's good? Miley, what's good?
Miley, what's good? - Oh, Jesus. Ratchet.
- Like isn't it problematic that like we called Nicki
ratchet, anyways?
'Cause like by that we just mean,
"Oh, she's not like a white fancy artist that wears gowns."
- I think Mariah's ratchet behind the scenes.
Like, she doesn't give you ratchet in your face.
- That is not a bad thing.
I'll have a little ratchet every Friday night.
- Oh, well fuck. I wrote the book on ratchetness.
- I seen her over the weekends, I know she is.
- Yeah, I'm gonna say Mariah's probably like the most
like attitudal diva out there.
- I feel like Beyonce and Mariah are like icons
at this point.
Gaga's crawling, working her way up there. - Crawling?
- The thing about Nicki's diva attitude
is that she busts it out for the sake of saying something
that matters.
She took a big hit when she called out Miley like that.
Everyone was like, "Who is this savage, ratchet-ass black
woman that's hacking this like pretty little white girl?"
- I know, right. I'm like, "Oh." - It's true.
- Right? It's like, people said that about her, and like,
okay, yeah, she's got an attitude, and yeah,
she tore her to pieces, but for a good reason.
- Mariah is the epitome of talent, dahling.
18 number ones, countless awards.
- Remember Glitter? - Countless awards.
- Remember Glitter? - Yeah, remember Glitter?
- Anyone's out-of-date at this one.
(shrieks)
- Are you a dungeon dragon?
(laughter)
- Nicki Minaj is the queen of rap.
Last year at the BET Awards,
she was given Artist of the Year Award,
she threw some mad shade at Iggy.
- It seems like she's always throwing shade at people.
Throwing mad shade.
- 'Cause there's a lot of dumbass culturally-appropriating
white girls running around.
- So Lady Gaga writes her own songs,
she designs her own shows,
she used to design all of her own costumes.
- Beyonce is just the most talented being on the planet.
She rocked the Super Bowl without any sort of props,
she didn't have little dancing sharks,
or little beach balls, Miss Katy Perry.
She didn't need other like Death Stars.
- Cali and Michelle.
I mean, Michelle kinda failed, but,
- You mean her backup dancers came?
No, I don't get drunk and watch fucking like
The Sound of Music.
I get drunk and I wanna see Beyonce.
- Our divas wouldn't want us fighting.
- We would collaborate with each other.
- I will say that I do listen to each and every single one
of these girls on my Spotify. - Yeah, I listen to them.
- They all good icons.