WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.460 --> 00:00:01.795 - May the best bitch win. 00:00:01.795 --> 00:00:04.798 (dance beat) 00:00:04.798 --> 00:00:07.550 - I'm here repping the queen of rap, Nicki Minaj. 00:00:07.550 --> 00:00:11.387 - I'm here repping the one and only multi-talented 00:00:11.387 --> 00:00:12.555 Mariah Carey. 00:00:12.555 --> 00:00:15.267 - I'm here repping Mother Monster, Lady Gaga. 00:00:15.267 --> 00:00:18.186 - And I'm here repping the Beehive Baby, Beyonce. 00:00:18.186 --> 00:00:20.438 I just fee like Beyonce is the only one that does have 00:00:20.438 --> 00:00:22.180 a look. Gaga is like super manufactured, 00:00:22.180 --> 00:00:24.150 I mean, just throw some meat on it, honey. 00:00:24.150 --> 00:00:26.445 The only thing that Mariah ever had as a good outfit 00:00:26.445 --> 00:00:28.645 was a butterfly top in the early 2000s, 00:00:28.645 --> 00:00:29.990 and then what happened? 00:00:29.990 --> 00:00:31.657 Eden's crush wore it, and it was done. 00:00:31.657 --> 00:00:33.952 As far as Nicki, Nicki was like a bootleg Gaga, 00:00:33.952 --> 00:00:35.537 like she should go sit down. 00:00:35.537 --> 00:00:37.497 So the Queen Bee has continued to slay. 00:00:37.497 --> 00:00:39.081 I mean, she was who you were talking about at like 00:00:39.081 --> 00:00:40.292 the Met Gala. 00:00:40.292 --> 00:00:41.834 Were y'all even invited? (laughing) 00:00:41.834 --> 00:00:43.628 - Mariah's always dressed for the gods, honey. 00:00:43.628 --> 00:00:47.374 Gowns, flawless hair, makeup on point. (interrupting) 00:00:47.374 --> 00:00:48.383 Shh. 00:00:48.383 --> 00:00:49.926 - Let me just, okay, let me, 00:00:49.926 --> 00:00:51.636 - Yeah, what's going on with your look, Lady Gaga? (laughter) 00:00:51.636 --> 00:00:54.514 - Woah, okay, all of those outfits, they mean something 00:00:54.514 --> 00:00:57.392 to her. She dressed in that steak because she was talking - Crazy. 00:00:57.392 --> 00:00:59.560 about equality, and saying that it was the prime rib. 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:02.688 Sure it's a crazy message, but it got people to look at her, 00:01:02.688 --> 00:01:04.358 and that's what she's using her fame for. 00:01:04.358 --> 00:01:07.359 - Okay, my turn. - Ain't nobody care about what you wearing. 00:01:07.359 --> 00:01:08.986 - Still irrelevant, nobody cares. 00:01:08.986 --> 00:01:11.031 - The most like defining characteristic 00:01:11.031 --> 00:01:13.532 of Nicki Minaj's look is and always has been 00:01:13.532 --> 00:01:15.776 dat ass though. 00:01:15.776 --> 00:01:18.580 And like that was what the whole Anaconda thing 00:01:18.580 --> 00:01:20.790 revolved around. - Is that classy, though? 00:01:20.790 --> 00:01:24.296 Should she cover up her booty? - No. 00:01:24.296 --> 00:01:26.548 - Oh, I clearly win that. Hello. 00:01:26.548 --> 00:01:28.624 - Miley, what's good? Miley, what's good? 00:01:28.624 --> 00:01:30.467 Miley, what's good? - Oh, Jesus. Ratchet. 00:01:30.467 --> 00:01:32.844 - Like isn't it problematic that like we called Nicki 00:01:32.844 --> 00:01:34.345 ratchet, anyways? 00:01:34.345 --> 00:01:35.722 'Cause like by that we just mean, 00:01:35.722 --> 00:01:38.591 "Oh, she's not like a white fancy artist that wears gowns." 00:01:38.591 --> 00:01:41.061 - I think Mariah's ratchet behind the scenes. 00:01:41.061 --> 00:01:43.344 Like, she doesn't give you ratchet in your face. 00:01:43.344 --> 00:01:44.856 - That is not a bad thing. 00:01:44.856 --> 00:01:46.264 I'll have a little ratchet every Friday night. 00:01:46.264 --> 00:01:48.568 - Oh, well fuck. I wrote the book on ratchetness. 00:01:48.568 --> 00:01:50.487 - I seen her over the weekends, I know she is. 00:01:50.487 --> 00:01:52.897 - Yeah, I'm gonna say Mariah's probably like the most 00:01:52.897 --> 00:01:55.693 like attitudal diva out there. 00:01:55.693 --> 00:02:00.039 - I feel like Beyonce and Mariah are like icons 00:02:00.039 --> 00:02:01.114 at this point. 00:02:01.114 --> 00:02:04.203 Gaga's crawling, working her way up there. - Crawling? 00:02:04.203 --> 00:02:06.670 - The thing about Nicki's diva attitude 00:02:06.670 --> 00:02:09.463 is that she busts it out for the sake of saying something 00:02:09.463 --> 00:02:10.541 that matters. 00:02:10.541 --> 00:02:12.843 She took a big hit when she called out Miley like that. 00:02:12.843 --> 00:02:15.553 Everyone was like, "Who is this savage, ratchet-ass black 00:02:15.553 --> 00:02:18.139 woman that's hacking this like pretty little white girl?" 00:02:18.139 --> 00:02:20.225 - I know, right. I'm like, "Oh." - It's true. 00:02:20.225 --> 00:02:22.394 - Right? It's like, people said that about her, and like, 00:02:22.394 --> 00:02:25.147 okay, yeah, she's got an attitude, and yeah, 00:02:25.147 --> 00:02:28.733 she tore her to pieces, but for a good reason. 00:02:28.733 --> 00:02:31.768 - Mariah is the epitome of talent, dahling. 00:02:31.768 --> 00:02:34.572 18 number ones, countless awards. 00:02:34.572 --> 00:02:36.239 - Remember Glitter? - Countless awards. 00:02:36.239 --> 00:02:38.117 - Remember Glitter? - Yeah, remember Glitter? 00:02:38.117 --> 00:02:39.994 - Anyone's out-of-date at this one. 00:02:39.994 --> 00:02:40.870 (shrieks) 00:02:40.870 --> 00:02:42.580 - Are you a dungeon dragon? 00:02:42.580 --> 00:02:43.581 (laughter) 00:02:43.581 --> 00:02:45.291 - Nicki Minaj is the queen of rap. 00:02:45.291 --> 00:02:46.542 Last year at the BET Awards, 00:02:46.542 --> 00:02:48.170 she was given Artist of the Year Award, 00:02:48.170 --> 00:02:50.254 she threw some mad shade at Iggy. 00:02:50.254 --> 00:02:52.882 - It seems like she's always throwing shade at people. 00:02:52.882 --> 00:02:54.008 Throwing mad shade. 00:02:54.008 --> 00:02:56.552 - 'Cause there's a lot of dumbass culturally-appropriating 00:02:56.552 --> 00:02:58.171 white girls running around. 00:02:58.171 --> 00:02:59.882 - So Lady Gaga writes her own songs, 00:02:59.882 --> 00:03:00.973 she designs her own shows, 00:03:00.973 --> 00:03:02.809 she used to design all of her own costumes. 00:03:02.809 --> 00:03:05.728 - Beyonce is just the most talented being on the planet. 00:03:05.728 --> 00:03:09.065 She rocked the Super Bowl without any sort of props, 00:03:09.065 --> 00:03:10.775 she didn't have little dancing sharks, 00:03:10.775 --> 00:03:12.735 or little beach balls, Miss Katy Perry. 00:03:12.735 --> 00:03:14.404 She didn't need other like Death Stars. 00:03:14.404 --> 00:03:15.571 - Cali and Michelle. 00:03:15.571 --> 00:03:17.073 I mean, Michelle kinda failed, but, 00:03:17.073 --> 00:03:18.742 - You mean her backup dancers came? 00:03:18.742 --> 00:03:20.660 No, I don't get drunk and watch fucking like 00:03:20.660 --> 00:03:21.829 The Sound of Music. 00:03:21.829 --> 00:03:24.998 I get drunk and I wanna see Beyonce. 00:03:24.998 --> 00:03:27.073 - Our divas wouldn't want us fighting. 00:03:27.073 --> 00:03:29.002 - We would collaborate with each other. 00:03:29.002 --> 00:03:31.504 - I will say that I do listen to each and every single one 00:03:31.504 --> 00:03:35.341 of these girls on my Spotify. - Yeah, I listen to them. 00:03:35.341 --> 00:03:37.218 - They all good icons.