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- I feel like I'm going to get stumped.

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- Yeah, Trump stumped. It's
like the bad version of

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a tramp stamp, a Trump stump.

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- Ew!

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(laughing)

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- I mean, that has to be Democrat.

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- I feel like all of those
words are too big for Trump.

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- It's too long-winded to be Trump.

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It's got to be Democrat.

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- I know it was Bernie
Sanders that said it.

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- I'm going to go with Trump.

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- Considering his ideology,
I have to go Democrat.

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- (gasps)

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- Damn!

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- What, so he's over there thinking now?

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- Oh, he's pandering.

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- He's a flip flopper.
He doesn't mean this.

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- That is true.

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- It's just really absolutist.

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Obi-Wan says that only
Siths deal in absolutes.

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- A Sith lord.

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- I'm going to have to
also say it's Bern-Man.

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- I'm going to go with my gut.

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- I'm going to disagree. I'm
going to say that it's this.

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- Oh!

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- Womp.

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- We're all getting As on this test.

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- I want to say this again,

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but I'm worried I'm going to be wrong.

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- Does Donald Trump even know women exist?

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- I feel like that's not a Hillary,

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because she's not using like "we."

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- Hillary, Hillary.

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- You don't know, just say Trump.

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- Ha!

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- Ugh. Love her, girl.

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- Trump doesn't want
women to have anything.

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- He doesn't like being
interviewed by them,

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he doesn't like periods.

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- The syntax of that sentence
sounds very Trump-esque.

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- It does.

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- He's used to, "You're
fired. You're deported."

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- This is so hard.

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- This is a lot harder than
I thought it was going to be.

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- One hundred percent Hillary.

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- I think it's Hillary.

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- It's really damning if he said it,

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so I'm going to say Democrat.

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- I'm going to say Trump
because I'm confused now.

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- I'm going to go -

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- Trump.

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- Trump.

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(bell dinging)

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- What?

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- Ugh!

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- He likes me? He likes my people?

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- Not anymore, though.

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- I feel like Trump wouldn't
think that critically

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about the different people in society.

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I think he just makes
grandiose statements.

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- Terrorist is a fear-mongering word.

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- It's not a Bernie word.

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- Democrat, still?

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- I'm going to say this because

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I feel like it's still a trick.

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- I'm going to have to say Trump.

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- Donald Trump.

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- Dammit!

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- Dammit.

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- If he said that, I'm impressed,

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because where has that been?

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- That's definitely not Trump.

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- That, to me, has got
to be Hillary Clinton.

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- Okay, fine.

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(bell dinging)

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- What?

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- I feel like a lot of
Trump supporters today

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would not get behind a lot of
the statements that were his.

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- Politics is just a game.

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Donald Trump is just like,

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"You know what, now I'm
going to play this game,

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too, like you guys."

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- I feel like we're fighting against

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the Trump of today,
which is the ridiculous,

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punch-everyone-in-the-face Trump,

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and the Trump of yesterday.

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They're two completely different people.

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- That's true.

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- It's Jeckyll and Hyde.

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