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- Ohhhh.

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- Uh, oh that's a good question.

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- Hypothetically I would go gay for,

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oh you worded it differently there.

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(upbeat music)

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- I identify as straight.

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- I am a straight man.

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- My name is Alaska and
I am a straight man.

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(romantic music)

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- Uhhhh who would I go gay for?

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- Daniel Craig, Mr. Bond himself.

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He's got, you know the peck
ledge, which is pretty nice.

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The accent is just an immediate sell.

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- Kylo Ren or Adam Driver, cuz of

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those curly locks and that schnoz.

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- I would go full on
gay for Justin Bieber.

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He turned his life around and

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that's a really attractive trait to me.

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He's just so smooth and beautiful.

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- There's only one hunky man
that reigns true in my heart,

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and that has to be Dwayne
'The Rock' Johnson.

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Of course it's the sex appeal,
it's the muscles, it's the

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good looks, it's the acting
prowess, and the rock bottoms.

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(romantic music)

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- I want to know the
frailty behind the muscles.

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That's the biggest thing
before we get into it.

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It'd be just like holding his
arm like this, and I'm like,

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"It's okay, Rock," and I'll
grab his big, muscular arm over.

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- Well I know Justin loves to skate,

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so I'd take him to a skatepark.

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You know, maybe he'd buy me a slurpee.

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We could hang out.

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- Probably like an East-Asian
like art museum I would think.

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Then get boba.

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If he's not into boba though, that

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like an automatic, that's a deal breaker.

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- He's got the whole Bond
thing going, I'd kind of

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expect him to take me out on a date.

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There'd be like an element of
danger and then we'd escape.

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And then you know, cuddle.

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- The Rock fans call themselves
rock climbers, so I'm just

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sayin' they better move
the hell out the way

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cuz I'm climbin' that mountain.

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(romantic music)

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- ♫Is it too late now to say fuck me♫

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I want to sing that to you Justin.