WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.356 --> 00:00:02.939 (upbeat music) 00:00:08.973 --> 00:00:09.984 - Freshman year of college 00:00:09.984 --> 00:00:12.295 I had a pretty rowdy group of friends. 00:00:12.295 --> 00:00:13.572 - On Sundays we used to go to 00:00:13.572 --> 00:00:15.361 this one friend's house outside of the city. 00:00:15.361 --> 00:00:17.988 - We'd always have a bonfire, and we'd drink a lot. 00:00:17.988 --> 00:00:19.371 - There was a Porta Potty on the land 00:00:19.371 --> 00:00:21.776 and we decided that it'd be funny to put it on the fire. 00:00:21.776 --> 00:00:23.491 - All of us like we'd get the Porta Potty, 00:00:23.491 --> 00:00:25.036 we'd put it on top of the fire. 00:00:25.036 --> 00:00:27.446 - It went up in a wonderful blaze of glory. 00:00:27.446 --> 00:00:29.289 - I remember opening up the door and like seeing 00:00:29.289 --> 00:00:31.578 the flame come through the toilet. 00:00:31.578 --> 00:00:32.771 - So we went back to the house, 00:00:32.771 --> 00:00:35.613 and my friend who was the owner of the land and Porta Potty, 00:00:35.613 --> 00:00:37.226 he asked who put it on the fire. 00:00:37.226 --> 00:00:38.537 And we all played stupid. 00:00:38.537 --> 00:00:40.385 - He was like, "if you guys don't replace it, 00:00:40.385 --> 00:00:43.143 I'm gonna whip your ass, whoop your ass, whoop your ass" 00:00:43.143 --> 00:00:44.614 and emphasis on my ass. 00:00:44.614 --> 00:00:47.167 - Because like, I was like, mainly responsible. 00:00:47.167 --> 00:00:48.769 - So all week in between classes, 00:00:48.769 --> 00:00:50.199 I drove in that part of the city. 00:00:50.199 --> 00:00:51.875 - Looking for Porta Potties. 00:00:51.875 --> 00:00:54.412 I went to like construction sites, 00:00:54.412 --> 00:00:56.956 and I went to like, apartment complexes. 00:00:56.956 --> 00:00:58.159 - Finally found one. 00:00:58.159 --> 00:01:00.139 - I got two of my friends, one of them had a truck. 00:01:00.139 --> 00:01:02.913 - To, you know, steal this Porta Potty. 00:01:02.913 --> 00:01:04.828 - I couldn't lift it, 'cause like, I'm little, 00:01:04.828 --> 00:01:06.657 so we had to call more friends. 00:01:06.657 --> 00:01:08.216 But like, I was in the middle, 00:01:08.216 --> 00:01:10.032 and so we were lifting it up and-- 00:01:10.032 --> 00:01:12.513 - The pee and the poo fell all over me. 00:01:12.513 --> 00:01:15.197 - From like my waist down I'm like covered. 00:01:15.197 --> 00:01:16.521 - And it was so gross. 00:01:16.521 --> 00:01:19.034 I smelled so bad, and I hated it so much. 00:01:19.034 --> 00:01:20.745 - In spite of that, we got it on the truck, 00:01:20.745 --> 00:01:22.853 and it laid flat 'cause those things are so tall. 00:01:22.853 --> 00:01:25.889 So we got in the truck, and as we were driving back-- 00:01:25.889 --> 00:01:27.146 - My friend almost wanted to give up, 00:01:27.146 --> 00:01:28.337 he was like about to, like, throw up. 00:01:28.337 --> 00:01:30.107 - But I was like, "Just keep driving, 00:01:30.107 --> 00:01:31.246 like, we have to get there." 00:01:31.246 --> 00:01:32.835 - so when we get back to my friend's house, 00:01:32.835 --> 00:01:34.079 he has a party going on, 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:36.619 which is what he needed the Porta Potty for to begin with. 00:01:36.619 --> 00:01:38.479 So there's a whole bunch of people there. 00:01:38.479 --> 00:01:39.719 - And they see us with like 00:01:39.719 --> 00:01:41.929 this ridiculous Porta Potty in the back of a truck, 00:01:41.929 --> 00:01:43.971 and they all start cheering for us. 00:01:43.971 --> 00:01:45.195 - Went home, took a shower, 00:01:45.195 --> 00:01:48.470 got back and finished the night, partied. 00:01:48.470 --> 00:01:51.290 - I took about four showers and I went to the party. 00:01:51.290 --> 00:01:53.645 - I went back home, and I took a shower, 00:01:53.645 --> 00:01:55.692 and then I went and partied. 00:01:55.692 --> 00:01:58.442 (dramatic music)