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(dramatic music)
(chewing)

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- How long would you say is like,

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an appropriate amount of time
before I can go get seconds?

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- I would say like one to two hours.

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- No.

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- Yeah I mean I went to a
wedding a few months ago,

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and I didn't get food
for ever, it was torture.

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- Just to be courteous, or?

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- No, I just didn't wanna draw
too much attention to myself.

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I technically wasn't
invited to that wedding.

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- Well I'm hungry, and you know what?

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Alex invited me to have
some of his birthday pizza,

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so I'm gonna have some, alright?

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Yeah, hey Alex!

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- I don't know, one time I
went to this birthday party,

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and I didn't get my
hands on a piece of cake

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until pretty much everyone had left.

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And it was off of, you
know, left over plates.

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- Okay, how many people
here even got pizza?

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One, two, three. There's only six slices.

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That's not enough pizza!

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- Just go for it Steven,
you're obviously hungry.

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- Yeah?

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You know what, you're right.

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I shouldn't have to wait to get seconds.

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I'ma get some.

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(screeching)
(intense music)

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Woo, worth it.

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- Hey.

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- [Steven] Yo, hey.

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- Do you guys know who ate all the pizza?

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- Mhm, me and a few
other people finished it.

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Thanks Alex!

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- Dude, why are you thanking him?

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- It's uh, it's his birthday pizza.

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- Dude, his birthday was three months ago.

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That was my pizza.

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(exhaling sharply)

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- Alex, what the heck?

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Let me get you another
pizza, is that okay?

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- Sure.

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- Okay.

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- That guy.

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- Right?

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- So I'm going to a bar mitzvah
this weekend, wanna come?

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- Yeah, okay.