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You can't spit on a sidewalk.

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If you live with somebody for seven years of the opposite sex

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are considered married. It's

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the common law married act.

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I just made that up.

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In Virginia, it's illegal to have more than five

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women in a house

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because it's considered a brothel. 

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No oral sex.

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So if you grew up in Virginia, you probably went to Jamestown.

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Which was really weird and apparently is sinking right now.

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Robert E. Lee Day was the same day as Martin Luther King Day.

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I'm gonna pronounce how you would say it

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and how we say it.

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So there's Buchanan. 

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Which you say as: Buh-cannon. There's

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Botetourt which you say as Bot-uh-tot. 

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Staunton which you call Stanton. 

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Buena Vista which is Byoona Vistuh.

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Norfolk is pronounced Nor-fuhck.

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We got a Wayne Newton award for 'Breakout Artist in Roanoke'.

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because Wayne Newton apparently lived in Roanoke for maybe like a hot second.

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Dave Grohl is from my hometown of Alexandria, Virginia. That's our claim to fame.

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Across the street from my house, there was this barbecue place.

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And that's where high school Jared Leto used to work.

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The Virginia flag is pretty intense.

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It's a woman warrior stepping on this, uh, this other dude.

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What is the story on that really?

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Basically, a woman standing on top of a dead tyrant. Death to tyrants.

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When I was 5 or 6, I had a pet cow named Blackie that chased my brother up a tree.

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and was later killed by wild dogs.