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- [Woman] Hi!
- [Man] Hey, nice to meet you.

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- In the flesh.

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- All right. Ciara Reynolds.

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- Ben!

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- Who are you? I know nothing.

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Ciara...

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Reynolds...

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(orchestral music)

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All right. Yeah.

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I can be into this.

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Tampa...

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- I'm from Tampa.

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- Really?

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- Yeah.

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- I love Tampa.

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- Really?

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- Yeah.

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- They have that pirate
festival every year.

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It started in May 1904,

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then the first sea-based
invasion happened in like 1911.

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- Wow, how do you...

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that's really specific.

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- I don't know. Big fan.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

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- Indie. You?

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- Indie.

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- Favorite band?

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- Favorite band...

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Auri and the Squid...

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Auri and the Squid.

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- How do you know Auri and the Squid?

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- You do not know Auri and the Squid.

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- I love Auri and the Squid.

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- [Man] Get out of here! No!

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Favorite song on three.

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- [Woman] One, two, three!
- [Man] One, two, three!

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- [Woman] Island Romance!
- [Man] Island Romance!

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- Oh my God!

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- Wait, is this...

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- How, how.

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah.

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- Who is this guy, Brad...

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Take every picture together.

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We got the ex.

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Yeah, I don't know,

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I just got out of a pretty
serious relationship.

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What about you?

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- Nothing since college, actually.

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- Not even a little thing, anything.

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- No, I'm like, I work, I have cats.

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- This is like, multi-year
relationship here.

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When did they break up?

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- You really haven't dated anyone?

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- No, no one.

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- You're here now, right.

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- Yeah, it's great.

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- Being real, honest. Love it.

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This dates back like five years.

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Twitter, Facebook,
Instagram. What is this?

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What am I doing?

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Brad...

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This kind of weird?

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Nah.

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I wonder if she still has a Myspace.

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Where is it?

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The answer, it's not
in here! It's nowhere!

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Would you be able to
help me find someone's

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Social Security number?

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She's got a Brad tattoo, what?

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- Okay, totally random question,

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when I say the name
"Brad" what comes to mind?

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- My brother's name is Brad.

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- What do you mean?

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- My brother, his name is Brad.

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What do you mean?

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- [Man] You mean your boyfriend.

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- No, no, no, my brother's name is Brad.

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We're, like, super
close, like best friends.

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We live together.

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(gagging)

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- I got to go.

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- Are you okay? Do you need a water?

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(frantic breathing)

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- Pick up, pick up, pick up.

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Hey, hey, did you do it?

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Call off the hit!

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I can't kill him...

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Oh my God, what have I done?

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I'm so sorry about that.

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- No, it's okay.

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- That's never happened before.

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- So, little bit of a confession...

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I Googled you before this date.

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And I thought you were
going to be an asshole,

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and you're really a great guy.

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- Yeah, me too.

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- [ Man] Oh my God, I'm so happy.

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Um...

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You should give Brad
a call, though, right?

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- I'm going to call him after.

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- Maybe you should probably,
like, do it right now.

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- Right now?

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- Like, right now.

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♫ My friends' been saying lately

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♫ that I've been acting crazy

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♫ because I'm so into you ♫

