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- Today we're gonna be
turned into mermaids.

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(romantic violin music)

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(laughter)

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- Did we get it?

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(jazzy saxophone)

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- My name is Rachel Smith.

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I am the head mermaid at the Dive Bar

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in Sacramento, California.

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It's a bar that hosts a
40-foot saltwater aquarium.

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And we have mermaid
shows every single night.

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As a woman, I think mermaids appeal to me

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because they're part of two worlds.

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Ocean and land.

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You're not clearly quite
sure where you belong,

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but you're still this confident and

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alluring sort of creature.

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Today, I'm gonna be
training two fabulous ladies

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and transforming them into mermaids.

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- We are excited.

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- And scared.

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I don't believe in merdaids.

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I hope today, that changes.

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- Everyone wanted to be Ariel growin up,

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and now, I will finally
be the brown Ariel.

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- When I train the girls today,

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I think there'll be some surprises.

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- It looks so graceful and pretty.

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And their hair looks perfect
even though it's under water.

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- Oh no.

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- Being a professional mermaid is

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actually a lot of hard work.

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It's athletic.

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The tails can be up to 35 pounds.

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- Wait, so how do we get in?

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- The water is often very cold.

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- My ovaries are shutting down!

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- You have to swim with
grace and strength.

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Today will probably change their lives.

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Michelle,
- Two outfits.

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- I brought these lovely shells for you.

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Dot, we're gonna have you in this lovely,

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seaweedy top.

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- You know, I can't say that

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I've worn anything like this before.

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- I can say I've dreamed of
wearing things like this.

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- And of course, you both
get your mermaid crowns

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- Oh, I'm claiming this one.

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I feel fishy already.

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- Mermaid makeup is super challenging

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because it has to stay on underwater.

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- My face is blinged out. Bling Bling.

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- I feel like the rainbow fish.

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- Okay ladies.

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It's time to fin up.

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- Oh no.

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Now we can't walk anywhere.

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- No, you can't walk. You have to swim.

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- This is the tightest pair of pants

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I've ever put on.

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It won't go over my butt.

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- Oh my god. You look like a mermaid.

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(excited screaming)

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- A tail wave for the camera.

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- Hi guys.

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- [Dot] You talkin stuff?

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- Get the (bleep) out of here.
- Get out my face.

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See, the hips don't lie.

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(giggling)

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- You look fine, Dot.

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- I look fine, girl?

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Okay, we need to take a photo shoot.

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- So, the thing about posing as a mermaid,

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you really wanna rotate your
shoulders back and down.

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- Oh my god. I feel sexier just doing it.

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- Always, always point your toes.

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This is a person, this is a mermaid.

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- We're officially mermaids, people.

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- We just have to swim now.

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- We're gonna learn
the basic mermaid swim.

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Nice and slow.

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- Really, swimming is just twerking.

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- Twerk, twerk.

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- Yes, Michelle.

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Yes, Michelle.

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- Almost.

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- [Rachel] So much of being
a professional mermaid

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is looking great while
you are so uncomfortable.

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We're gonna learn bubble kisses.

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Put your hand on your mouth.

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Make a nice, tight seal.

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And then you're gonna
throw your bubbles forward.

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Like that.

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- I cannot. I jus't can't.

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- Whoo, I see those bubbles.

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- Last thing I wanted to try
with you guys was a tail stand.

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- I'll try the handstand, but
I need a circle around me,

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and a lifeguard.

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- There you go.

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(cheering)

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- We did it.
- No, you did.

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- We're mermaids.

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- You have to be coordinated and athletic.

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I am neither,

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but I now see that it takes a lot of work.

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- I felt sexy.

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Underwater, not above.

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Because when I got above water,

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I was like, "Oh shit. I'm like drowning."

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I have so much respect for

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the women and men who

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practice mermaidism.

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- I'm never ever in my
life going to forget this.

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- It's here. It's here.

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- [All] It's here!

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- It's here.

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- [All] It's here.

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- Get it.
- Get it.

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- Get it.
- There.

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- I think they got it.

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- Yeah, you get it.

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- It's here.

