WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.133 --> 00:00:02.001 - Who would wear this? 00:00:02.001 --> 00:00:03.796 My uncle. 00:00:03.796 --> 00:00:06.554 (smooth, happy music) 00:00:19.415 --> 00:00:22.120 - Aw, this smells like my dad. 00:00:22.120 --> 00:00:23.316 - That smells like my dad. 00:00:23.316 --> 00:00:24.837 - Like soap, and sea water. 00:00:24.837 --> 00:00:27.518 - Sort of tropical, but, 00:00:27.518 --> 00:00:29.817 like musky, like an older person. 00:00:29.817 --> 00:00:31.918 - This reminds me of a guy wearing 00:00:31.918 --> 00:00:35.958 a button-up blue shirt, where it's like not offensive, 00:00:35.958 --> 00:00:38.558 but there's nothing really individual about it. 00:00:38.558 --> 00:00:40.149 - The kind of men that wear this are the kind of men 00:00:40.149 --> 00:00:41.890 that think that women that they meet in the bar 00:00:41.890 --> 00:00:43.295 are going to have sex with them. 00:00:43.295 --> 00:00:44.221 - Yeah, I don't know if I'd date him, 00:00:44.221 --> 00:00:46.148 but I'd be their friend. 00:00:47.790 --> 00:00:49.610 Smells like an old man. 00:00:49.610 --> 00:00:50.736 Like spicy man. 00:00:50.736 --> 00:00:52.814 - Oh, that smells like my dad, too. 00:00:52.814 --> 00:00:54.416 - This is a man who will have sex with you, 00:00:54.416 --> 00:00:55.415 and you will like it. 00:00:55.415 --> 00:00:57.301 - I picture someone from like 00:00:57.301 --> 00:00:58.468 The Godfather. 00:00:58.468 --> 00:01:00.975 - This is a little too acidic. 00:01:00.975 --> 00:01:03.135 I'm looking for something a little more grounded, 00:01:03.135 --> 00:01:05.108 in a man, and in cologne. 00:01:07.958 --> 00:01:08.916 - Douchebag. 00:01:10.046 --> 00:01:11.876 Bro tool. 00:01:11.876 --> 00:01:13.478 My ex-boyfriend. 00:01:13.478 --> 00:01:15.161 - This is like the smell 00:01:15.161 --> 00:01:16.799 that lingers after that weird guy 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:19.480 at the bar that's talking to you finally leaves. 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:20.792 - I was trying to dance at the club, 00:01:20.792 --> 00:01:23.114 and this guy, whoever's wearing this, 00:01:23.114 --> 00:01:24.820 is trying to like feel my butt. 00:01:24.820 --> 00:01:26.480 - This guy probably doesn't know anything interesting, 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:28.175 because he's been working really hard 00:01:28.175 --> 00:01:29.998 on getiing the perfect five o'clock shadow. 00:01:29.998 --> 00:01:32.993 - A buff man, with a soft side 00:01:32.993 --> 00:01:35.059 to him, so like a fuzzy bear. 00:01:35.059 --> 00:01:36.139 - This is a boy. 00:01:36.139 --> 00:01:36.998 This is not a man. 00:01:36.998 --> 00:01:37.938 A boy wears this. 00:01:37.938 --> 00:01:39.715 This the same guy who's wearing (beep) Axe. 00:01:39.715 --> 00:01:40.818 - I totally dig this guy. 00:01:40.818 --> 00:01:43.259 I might like, have sex with this guy. 00:01:45.960 --> 00:01:48.154 - Okay, this is a douchebag that turned into a dad. 00:01:48.154 --> 00:01:49.815 - He smells like he would be handsome, 00:01:49.815 --> 00:01:52.752 like a handsome prince, who owns his own house, 00:01:52.752 --> 00:01:53.889 and Lamborghini. 00:01:53.889 --> 00:01:56.954 - Musky, but in not like an unpleasant way. 00:01:56.954 --> 00:01:58.498 - The guy that wears this perfume is hoping 00:01:58.498 --> 00:02:00.750 to be rugged and elegant at the same time, 00:02:00.750 --> 00:02:03.653 not realizing that that doesn't actually exist.. 00:02:06.427 --> 00:02:08.412 - Yeah, but how do I get this out of the bottle, 00:02:08.412 --> 00:02:09.619 and onto my skin? 00:02:09.619 --> 00:02:11.175 - It's sweet as hell, 00:02:11.175 --> 00:02:12.290 it's like a candy. 00:02:12.290 --> 00:02:14.112 - I don't want my guy to smell like what my hair 00:02:14.112 --> 00:02:16.492 would smell like, it would confuse me, sexually. 00:02:16.492 --> 00:02:18.814 - This is something that my future lover will wear. 00:02:18.814 --> 00:02:21.391 - Aw, I'd really marry this guy. 00:02:21.391 --> 00:02:23.109 - I think the sensitive bro's wearing this. 00:02:23.109 --> 00:02:25.210 This is the guy that'll like take you out for dinner, 00:02:25.210 --> 00:02:26.836 and talk about his family, and his feelings, 00:02:26.836 --> 00:02:28.437 but really he's only thinking about what kind 00:02:28.437 --> 00:02:29.598 of panties you have on. 00:02:29.598 --> 00:02:30.852 - Everyone should be wearing this. 00:02:30.852 --> 00:02:33.333 You wear this, and you just smell like success. 00:02:33.333 --> 00:02:34.877 Isn't that weird?