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- My lips, honestly, feel like,
like this, like right now.

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(upbeat music)

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- So today we're wearing
long lasting lip wear

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to see how long they actually last.

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- We've seen a ton of commercials

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on how lipstick is
supposed to last forever.

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'Cause that's what we want.

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- We're gonna put four
different lipsticks to the test

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through a series of Olympic events.

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- Event number one

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have a damn good cup of coffee.

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- Event number two

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eat a goddamn taco.

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- Event number three

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kiss a hottie on the lips.

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- We've each been randomly assigned

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one of the lipsticks and we won't know

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until the end of the day

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which one we're actually wearing.

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- We can't reapply, or see our lips,

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until the end of the day.

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- It's Lady Like, and we're about to play

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Lipstick Olympics.

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(upbeat music)

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- Shut up.
(laughs)

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I'm trying, okay?

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- That feels really dry,
but it feels very serious

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like it's gonna stay.

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- When she was putting it on

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it just smelled like nail polish.

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- It's not feeling too bad yet.

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I'm pretty sure through the end of the day

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it's gonna get a little dry.

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- I'm excited, it smells like a Starburst

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so I think it's a sign
of good times to come.

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(upbeat music)

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- I want to eat all of these things.

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I'm drinking tea because
I don't drink coffee.

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- Did it come off, what?

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Did it come off?

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- It didn't come off. (laughs)

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- [Voiceover] Oh my God.
- [Voiceover] What?

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- Chantal's like already in first place.

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What the hell?

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- [Voiceover] I'll have what she's having.

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- [Chantal] It's definitely
dripping on your phone

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right now. (laughs)

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- [Voiceover] No.
- [Voiceover] Did it come off?

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- Little bits came off.

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Yeah.
- [Voiceover] Oh no.

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- It was like kind of gross

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by default I'm in second
place, so that's fine. (laughs)

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- I don't feel like
mine's not gonna come off

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because it's so dry.

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- [Voiceover] Looks like
it's still very dry.

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- [Voicoever] It is dry!

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- Oh, wait, wait.

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- [Voiceover] Oh no.
- [Voiceover] It does crumble

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away too.
- Why are we calling

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them crumbles guys, that's not a word.

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- [Voiceover] They're crumbly.
- Coming in hot.

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I have low hopes for this. (laughs)

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Ohhh.
- [Voiceover] She has a line.

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- [Voiceover] Whoa.
- I am clearly in last

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place right now.

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- Who has more crumbles, me or Sa?

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- I have on the top so
I think mine's worse.

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But maybe I just made out
with it a little differently,

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you know, maybe I was like.

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- [Voiceover] I'm sorry, what?

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- All right, event number one concluded.

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- [Voiceover] I like to win so I'm happy

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that I'm in first place.

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- [Voiceover] Ugh.

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(upbeat music)

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- Two, next event, eat
a damn taco. (in unison)

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(upbeat music)

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- Nothing, I got nothing.

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- I actually don't think
I have anything either.

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- I left some lipstick on mine.

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- You did?
I have some on the corners.

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- Specks again. (laughs)

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- It's also on my hands, my God,

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what am I, an animal?

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- The more bites I take I'm
starting to see crumbles.

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- Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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- My lips are gonna be dry
for making out with this guy

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and like, I got to be soft and supple.

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- I feel like I really have
nothing left on my lips

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for Tyler to even get
off, but like I'm excited

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for him to have to make out
with me after Taco Bell.

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- [Voiceover] I'm like
losing, this is dumb.

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I, I quit.

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- Event number three, kiss a boy.

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- I know him, and we're
gonna kiss, I guess.

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(laughing) I feel kind of nauseous.

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- That was a breath mint, you're welcome.

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- Hey, nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you, all right.
(laughs)

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- You want to trade it?

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- No no no no no.
(laughing)

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- Is that good?

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- Is it in my beard?
- [Voiceover] No.

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It's on your lip, but
you can't really see it,

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it's one speck.

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- There's nothing on his face.

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This is amazing.

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- I think there's some
on his, oh, it's saliva.

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- [Voiceover] It's like
in between his teeth.

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I'm so sorry. (laughs)

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- [Voiceover] But it's not on your face.

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- You want to try again maybe.
- Oh my God. (laughs)

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- Can you see this?
- [Voiceover] A little bit.

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- Specks.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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- [Voiceover] Look at that, fantastic.

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- [Voiceover] Hope I
look good, I mean, damn.

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- [in unison] Oh, okay.

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- So I was right.

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- You can clearly see
that my lips are dying

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of lack of water.

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- I can see like the creases of my lips

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like very definitively.

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- It's like color, skin color,
like a skin Oreo on my lip.

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I don't know, that's
just like not a thing.

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- This lipsticks incredible.

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- Whatever, I had a good kisser
so I'll blame it on that.

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- I hope my lips weren't looking like this

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when I kissed that boy earlier.

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That was probably why he
wouldn't make out with me.

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- We did do some Olympic
test to this stuff

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and it held up okay.

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- It just, it didn't do its job.

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- I'm the winner.

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- Oh it's like, I'm not beat up about it.

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- Lady tip, lady parts.

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- Long wear lipstick, Olympic tested.

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- Done.

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- You know, at first I thought it was

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a tortoise and the hare type of situation,

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where I'm the tortoise and I'll make it

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and people were just over-confident.

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But I just ended up being
a tortoise in reality

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in that story where I just keep going slow

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and I never made it.

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- It's here, it's here.

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- [Group] It's here, it's here.

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- It's here.
[Group] It's here.

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- Get it.
- Get it.

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- Get it.
- There.

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- There.
- There.

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(laughing)
- I think they got it.

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- Get it.
- Yeah.

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- Get it.
- You get it.

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- It's here.

