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- What is this!?

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What?

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- Today I'm trying an ombre lip,

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is that what it's called?

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- You just kind of apply
it in the center right,

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if you have a second color, no, yes, no.

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- I don't know if it's a
competition but I want to win.

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- What!?

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(laughs)

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Oh my god!

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(upbeat fun music)

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- I've never actually like
really used a selfie stick.

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- Okay like this?

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- [Voiceover] Yeah.

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Great.

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- Okay!

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- Apply to the center of
the lips and then smudge.

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That doesn't seem that hard.

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- Agh, I can't.

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- F**k.

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- Oh man, ah I just got my tooth.

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- Okay, ew, ugh, ew, ew ew ew.

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- Oh god this is terrible. F**k!

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F**k!

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- I was looking forward to doing this.

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- How is it, it's not, oh dear, oh god.

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- I can't use this hand,
well I guess I could use it.

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Nope that's not gonna work, I'm too short.

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- I don't even know what
the point of the smudger is.

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- Okay we're gonna have to.

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(laughs)

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The audio on this probably sounds so nice.

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(elongated ahhing)

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- Oh my god, I look like a clown.

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(ahhing continues)

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(blows air out)

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(ahhing continues)

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- It's in my mouth, it's
in, is, it's in my mouth.

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- Yup, looks great.

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- Looks like I've been
making out with someone

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a little bit but that's okay.

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- So I would give myself a solid B.

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- I think I did okay for
what I had going for me.

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- I just got it on the mirror.

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I think I just ruined it.

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- Oh my god!

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Wait, I'm so sorry!

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- I think selfie sticks have
one use and this was not it.

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- This is weird, this
whole thing is weird.

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This trend is weird, this stick is weird,

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everything is weird.