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- Oh.

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Shit.

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(light music)

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- Mustaches.

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- [Both] Lady mustaches.

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Not often talked about

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but often ripped off violently.

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- Why don't we talk
about our lady mustaches?

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- I don't know.

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- Well, we surveyed the
women of the Buzzfeed office

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and found that 77 percent of them

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are self conscious
about their facial hair.

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- And 85 percent of them

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say that their mustache
is their worst enemy.

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- Yep and we are a part
of that 85 percent.

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- [Voiceover] Waxing is
the most popular form

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of mustache murder with about

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40 percent of the office
preferring to wax it off

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as opposed to any other method.

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- So we decided to turn handlebar homicide

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into lady bonding time

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and we're going to wax
each others' mustaches.

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- Because it can't be that hard.

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- So what's up with waxing?

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- I know I spend a good amount of money

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getting my mustache waxed

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amongst other things that I wax.

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- But could I not just do it myself?

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- It's Ladylike and today
we're waxing our mustaches.

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- I'm bitchybrows

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I am a licensed esthetician

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and I specialize in brow shaping

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and waxing for both men and women.

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- Kelsey's going to wax my mustache.

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- I don't know why you're
trusting me to do this.

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- I've never waxed it before

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because I never felt this huge need to.

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- I'm putting my stache in Nikki's hands.

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- I don't like being out of control

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so this is going to be a new experience.

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I don't like it.

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Okay.

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- We are going to cleanse it,

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remove all the oil, residue and cosmetics.

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It's always good just to get

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in and around the mouth.

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- Do you trust me?

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- You seem very thorough at this point.

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- So go ahead and apply this

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on her right side of her upper lip.

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- Stop moving.

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- [Voiceover] And just smooth it down

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just like frosting on a cake.

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Smooth it all the way down.

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This is where it gets a little bit scary.

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Now, apply the waxing
strip on top of the wax.

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- [Voiceover] I'll fold you, girl.

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- Alright, that's good.

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Not too hard.

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You don't want to apply it too hard

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because then you'll have a higher--

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- Will it rip her face off?

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- You might rip her skin off.

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- [Voiceover] Okay, ready?

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One, two.

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- Oh.

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- Ah.

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- Ugh.

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- Ooh.

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- You're kind of bleeding.

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- I'm bleeding?

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- [Voiceover] There's not a lot.

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It's a little bit.

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- Oh.

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- Ah.

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- Ooh.

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- Bitch.

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(laughing)

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- This is one of the
more sensitive areas too

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because you have the most nerve endings

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at the Cupid's Bow.

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- So many sides to a mustache.

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- Middle usually hurts the worst.

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- Ooh.

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- Oh.

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- How did that happen?

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- Yeah.

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There's a lot of hair on there.

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- So much hair.

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- Ooh.

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- There they are.

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The little blondies.

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- [Voiceover] This is very therapeutic.

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- So we're going to go
ahead and use this oil.

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- And just all over?

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- [Voiceover] Yes.

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- Look at you ready to
take on the world staches.

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- [Eva] Now we're going to go ahead

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and apply the soothing gel.

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- I feel both scared and
also secure in your hands.

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- Yes.

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I mean sure, the hairlessness is fine

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but that was a lot of to do

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for a couple little hairs.

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- Do you feel good?

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- I feel great.

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- I really like the friend aspect

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of doing each others' mustaches.

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It made me feel more comfortable

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even though she'd never done it before.

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- This is probably the thing

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I've been the most embarrassed about

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to put online

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is literally my mustache.

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- It's a very real thing

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that I think every female relates to.

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Very natural to have peach fuzz.

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- Would you guys do this again?

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Should we all hang out

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and have a waxing party?

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- I'm so into that idea.

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- Yeah.

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I thought it was fun.

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- It was a good bonding moment.

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It brought us closer together.

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I trust you now.

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- Yeah, absolutely.

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- Because I didn't before.

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- Eva taught us well.

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- What else could we wax?

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- Vages.

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- What could we wax next?

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- Consensus, vaginas.

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Tune in later.

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- Yeah, I want my vag waxed.

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I want to feel what that feels like.

