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- Hey, everybody!

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Welcome back to Kevin's Korner!

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I'm Kevin.

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Today we're gonna be wrapping presents.

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It's the holiday season,

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and what do all of the
holidays have in common?

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Presents!

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Christmas

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presents!

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Hanukkah

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presents!

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Kwanzaa

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presents!

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So now I'm gonna show you

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how to wrap the best present ever.

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Presents!

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You need four items:

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wrapping paper, tape,
scissors and a present.

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Of course, you dummy!

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Today, I'm gonna be wrapping this football

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that I got for my little brother Kyler.

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We don't have the best relationship,

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but hopefully, this takes
it to the right start.

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Hot, hot, hike!

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So, first, you get yout paper out,

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put it like so.

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You take your item -

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footballs are kinda hard to wrap.

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Make sure you measure the
right amount of paper.

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You don't wanna just waste it.

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What are you - a tree killer?

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So after I've measured the paper,

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I'm gonna cut it.

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Gah!

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(beep)

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(beep)

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Just be careful,

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some of this paper can
really cut your finger.

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Just go with the flow, just go.

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Now we have the perfect amount of paper.

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So what we're gonna do
is start to fold it.

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And then now you wanna get the tape.

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Um, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape,

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tape.

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You can't really fold
anything without tape.

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Tiffany, hey, it's Kevin!

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I must have misplaced the
tape that you lend me.

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Is it okay if I come over
you to get some more?

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I didn't, I didn't lose, I didn't.

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Oh, we're gonna bring that up right now.

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Do you not wanna be an adult?

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Christmas is ruined, Tiffany!

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(sad music)

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(thuds against floor)

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So sometimes when you can't find the tape

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you have to improvize.

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So I use some tape off an old present

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and I'm gonna it use on this new one

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for my little brother Kyler.

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Put your tape like so -

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and I didn't measure this right, I didn't.

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Why is this so hard?

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You just gotta get creative with it.

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It's easy to wrap presents without tape.

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That's it.

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Also I just wanna say something.

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You know, there're sometimes people,

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your ex-girlfriend who live next door,

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and they just don't want to help you out

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because they already lent you tape.

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You are not responsible, Kevin.

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Roger doesn't lose tape.

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Roger has a job.

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Well, guess what, Tiffany,

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Roger sucks.

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Who am I kidding, Roger is a great guy.

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I couldn't find the tape.

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That doesn't mean I
don't love you anymore.

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You know, fine, fine,
fine, fine, fine, I don't,

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I don't need your tape.

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I don't need your tape.

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I don't need your tape.

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(sad music)

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I don't need your tape.

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So, the whole point of the
holidays are not presents.

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It's the spent time with your loved ones.

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So grab someone tight

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and let them know that you're there,

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you're there forever.

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(sad music)

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(loud thuds)

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Where's that tape?

