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Language: en

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(dramatic music)

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- Yo, cuz, where'd you
get that jacket from?

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(exasperated breathing)

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- It's happened to you too?

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- I even tried Tinder, Prima

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but they're not good enough for them.

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- Yessi, how could this
have happened to you?

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What were you doing all year?

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- I, I was single, and

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happy.

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(small scream)

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- [Voiceover] Yessica.

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- Yessi, isn't he so cute?

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- He rescued a poodle and named it Chuchi.

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(giggling)

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- [Voiceover] It's happened to you too?

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- [Voiceover] I even tried Tinder, Prima,

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but they're not good enough for them.

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- [Voiceover] What were
you doing all year?

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(sinister laughter)

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- Yessi?

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Yessi.

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(dramatic music)

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- Hey! Sorry I'm late, guys.

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This is my boyfriend, Steven.

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- Hola, everybody.

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- It's here. It's here.

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- [All] It's here!

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- It's here.

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- [All] It's here.

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- Get it.
- Get it.

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- Get it.
- There.

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- I think they got it.

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- Yeah, you get it.

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- It's here.