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- Oh yes, my paycheck!

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Yes!

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I'll finally start a savings account,

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pay rent on time and

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maybe buy a new jacket for once.

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(phone vibrating)

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Hello.

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- [Voiceover] Hello I'm
calling for Milo Rights.

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- Milo, hi.

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- [Voiceover] Hi,

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this is the Student
Loan Collection Service.

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You owe us.

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(upbeat pop music)

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- Uh, okay.

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Hey, can I give you a call back?

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- [Voiceover] Sure, just give
us a call back at 1-800--

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- Shut up!

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Okay, ten extra hours per week at the job,

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plus the minimum student loan payment

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equals

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me paying them off in 43 years.

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Cool.

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(phone vibrating)

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Hello.

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Are you calling me from
a different number?

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Girls wanted $900 a night.

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Hmm.

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Must be into foot stuff, alright.

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Let me ask you a question,
what's your name?

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Oh Brenda, that's a nice.

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My grandmother's name.

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Um, did you ever have student loans or.

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(phone vibrating)

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(incoming text message beep)

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(outgoing text message beep)

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How do you sleep at night, Brenda?

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How do you sleep at night?

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You're a monster!

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No I don't have any money.

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I can't afford to pay you.

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Five dollars is too
much, that's ridiculous.

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(phone vibrating)

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Uh!

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Hello.

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- [Voiceover] Hi, we're
calling from your alma mater.

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Would you like to make a
donation to the school?

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- Are you serious?

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(phone vibrating)

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Hello Mom.

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- [Voiceover] Hey baby, your
nephew got into college.

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- Oh no.

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- [Voiceover] Don't worry,
on a full ride scholarship.

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- Oh, well that's great.

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Good for him, yay college.

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(upbeat pop music)