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(instrumental music)

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- Woo, my man Paul got a date!

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- Yeah, sure.

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- Um, whose dish is this?

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- It's mine, it's just
one, please don't trip.

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- Mo, get the dish, that's nasty.

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- Hey man, I thought
you'd be more excited.

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You know it's been a
long time since you...

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Bro, come on man, you gotta move on.

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I'm serious.

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- What if I don't want to?

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- Then you let her win.

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- Mo, get the dish.

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- (groans) Don't let her
win, Paul, don't let her win.

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- But she's all I need
in this life of sin--

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- I'll stop you right there,
that lyric only applies

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if she were your girlfriend.

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She's not your girlfriend, she cheated.

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- Exactly, and I don't think that "sin"

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rhymes with "conniving bitch," one time.

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- Good one Mo, hey get your dish.

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Paul listen, forget about your ex, okay?

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Go out with Samantha,
she's a really nice girl.

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Get the dish.

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- Dish.

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I ain't getting no God damn dish.

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(upbeat music)

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- Alright girl, what you want?

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- I want one of those finger things.

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- Alright, you'll get a finger.

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- (laughs) This is rigged.

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Is that it, did you just
get it on one chance?

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- You want another one?

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- Yeah.

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- I'm toke'd up girl, I got the tokens.

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- Skittles guy or Starburst guy?

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- Starburst guy, I choke on skittles.

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- Me too, right here.

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- Okay.

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So what's your favorite game, Samantha?

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- Any of the shooting games.

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- There's a basketball game over there,

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you pretty good at that?

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- I'm amazing, I'm gonna kill it.

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- I don't know, I'll beat you.

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Kobe!

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Okay, sorry, alright.

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You wanna shoot another one?

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- Oh my gosh, it's just one
dish, let it sit in the sink!

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- Bro, that's how it starts, just one!

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"Oh, we only lost by one state's vote."

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"Oh, we're just splitting one atom."

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"Oh, it's just one boat
off the African shoreline!"

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- How'd you even come
up with that comparison?

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- I don't know, I saw
George Simon doing it on TV.

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- Dude, I am freaking out.

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Christina just called me, does
she wanna get back together?

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I don't know what to say.

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- Nothing, you say nothing.

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- Wouldn't it be weird if
I'm just quiet on the other

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side of the phone?

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- Paul, she called you by accident, man.

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Under no circumstances
do you return that call.

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- But what if--

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- No!

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- Alright, alright.

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- Okay, so where'd you guys end up going?

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- The arcade.

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- Ew, did your moms drop you off?

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Are you guys gonna go
to the make out point

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and touch each other?

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You ready to finally
talk about that next step

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of sharing lockers?

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It's not a dish from Beauty and the Beast,

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it's not gonna get up and walk away.

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- Oh really, because other things of mine

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have gotten up in this house
and walked away apparently.

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My iPod, my Mya CD.

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- She got the best of me!

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- Another one of my favorites.

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- Nice, you play hockey, right?

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- This is different.

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- It's kind of the
same, it's very similar.

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I don't know if we should be playing this.

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- It looks dangerous and I'm kinda scared.

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- Let's do it.

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Oh!

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(upbeat music)

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(buzzing)

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- Hello, Christina?

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- Hey, what's up man?

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Yeah, yeah, the arcade over..

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No, the other one.

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Yeah cool, alright, bye.

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- Hey, are you okay?

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You were acting kind of weird in there.

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- Mhm.

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- Well I had a really great time.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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- Hey, you need a ride home?

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- No I'm good, I got my
board, I'll skate home.

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- Okay, well I guess
we'll hang out again soon?

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- Yeah, yeah.

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- Okay, well thanks again.

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- Bye!

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(jazzy music)

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- Can you give me one second?

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Hello?

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- Hey, you needed me?

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- Um no, you called me.

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- You called me earlier,
I was just returning it.

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- Hey Paul, I have to go.

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Bae's about to perform and...

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Sorry, it was probably a butt-dial.

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Take care of yourself, okay?

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- Yeah, you too.

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- If you just practiced
putting your dishes away,

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then we wouldn't have a problem.

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- We don't have any problems.

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- Oh not yet we don't.

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- Oh, we never will.

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Paul, do you have a problem with this?

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- No, just one dish.

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- Just one dish!

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- Okay, you guys are not seeing

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the bigger picture here, right?

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That muck is gonna get harder and harder,

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then you have to let it soak,

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then you have to buy
extra strength dish soap,

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then you have to go to therapy.

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All because you can't get rid of something

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you could have gotten rid
of a very long time ago.

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- Oh God.

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You called her didn't you?

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- I just got here.

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- Hey, while you were
busy living in the past

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did you see who shot JFK?

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- Good one, Mo.

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Get the dish, please!

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I'm losing it, get the dish!

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(jazzy music)

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- Hey Samantha.

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Sorry about earlier.

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- Quick question, do you have any coke?

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- Like Coca Cola?

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(calming music)