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- [Voiceover] Welcome back, man.

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Man, it feels so good
to be back in the U.S.A.

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Oh, wow, you know, just
two and a half months

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of backpacking all around the world.

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- That sounds amazing.

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- Yeah, you know, it was just like,

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culture shock, culture
shock, you know, just like,

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- Wow.

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- Learning about all these
different cultures and countries.

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I'm just a changed man.

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- Crazy. Well, hey, you
must be hungry, let's eat.

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- Oh, starving.

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It's crazy that we're about to have dinner

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because I'm so use to
Nicaragua time that like,

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it's normally breakfast.

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- Oh, Nicaragua, you were down there?

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- Yeah, Nicaragua, it was just beautiful.

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I highly recommend it.

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- Okay, cool, yeah.

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- Oh, look at this,

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they have the linguini with the meatballs.

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I wonder how that's gonna hold up

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to the one in Italy, you know?

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- Is that how they said
linguini with meatballs?

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- Oh, yeah, you know,

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after spending three
and half days in Italy

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you just start picking up Italian.

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It's linguini with the meatballs.

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- Yeah, I didn't, cause
that actually sounds

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like a little offensive.

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- I don't think it's offensive.

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I think I'm doing their culture a service

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by pronouncing their food

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the way it's supposed to be pronounced.

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Oh, this place has everything.

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They even have kung pao chicken.

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- That's actually
pronounced kung pao chicken.

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I'm Chinese, so.

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- Oh, have you been to China too?

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- I mean, I haven't, but.

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- Oh.

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But you know what, I've had
all this stuff, you know.

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I might just get some
greasy American food.

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- Yeah, why don't we
just go with American.

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- Oh, look, right here, grilled cheese.

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That looks delectable.

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- Zac, that's not how
we say grilled cheese.

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- What am I gonna wash it down with?

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Maybe a Sam Adams beer?

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Maybe some water?

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I'm gonna go for the pop.

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- Really? You were over
in the Midwest too?

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- Yeah, I had a layover in
Minnesota. A couple hours there.

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- Minnesota, you mean?

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- Minnesota.

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- Minnesota.

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- Minnesota.

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- Minnesota.

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- Minnesota.

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- Minnesota.

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Minnesota.

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- Zac, I think you're
being kind of an asshole.

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- Asshole.

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- What even has that accent?

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- Do you know you have an accent?

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You have a California accent,
it comes out sometimes.

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- You know what, Zac, I'm
done with this conversation.

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I'm just gonna order.

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Excuse me, yeah, we'll take
two kale salads, please.

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Thank you very much.

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