Everybody knows that Earth Ponies are the worst,
And Pegasi are super gross—wanna know why?
They smell so awful!
They’ve got sharp teeth and laser eyes! (Probably)
I would run and hide if I ever saw you guys!
Each of us is different with our different things,
But we all look the same except for horns and wings,
Let’s accept the difference and go together! Oooh!
Forget about all the books you used to read,
We’re the ones writing our own history,
Show off the new you, take a bow, and turn around!
You’re gonna fit right in!
uhhh, I don’t think so.
You’re gonna fit right in!
okay, you know what?
Everybody knows that unicorns are crazy!
Their pointy horns and yellow teeth are all weird!
They’ll come and gobble up your hooves for a light snack,
The simple fact is that unicorns are crazy!
But we could make a difference if we have the heart,
Together we are brave, and we are smart,
If everyone is stopping, then we have got to start!
You’re gonna fit right in!
heh heh, is that so?
You’re gonna fit right in!
And now, pay close attention:
This is how a unicorn walks
Walks
This is how a unicorn talks
Talks
This is a unicorn throws
Throws
This is how a unicorn -
No! Oh. No! stop it.
This is how a unicorn struts
Ooh! Come on, shake your unicorn butts!
Now you’re in the unicorn know,
Wow
Now you’re a unicorn pro!
Oooh, A unicorn horn makes a unicorn stride,
It’s the warhead on your forehead, It’s the source of your pride!
Every unicorn who’s born is borne a horn that’s unique,
So I’ll whip them up if you seek,
You’ll be lookin’ tres magnifique!
We’re on a dangerous mission, No need to look so surprised,
We’ll find the magic inside, This’ll be the time of our lives!
In the lost kingdom of Equestria,
We’ll follow our hearts and we will succeed!
If we fail, we’ll go to jail!
It’s gonna work out fine, you’ll see!
Absolutely!
You’re gonna fit right in!
This is how a unicorn walks!
This is how a unicorn talks!
Now you’re lookin’ unicorn gold!
This is how a unicorn ends its song!