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Everybody knows that Earth Ponies are the worst,

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And Pegasi are super gross—wanna know why?

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They smell so awful!

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They’ve got sharp teeth and laser eyes! (Probably)

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I would run and hide if I ever saw you guys!

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Each of us is different with our different things,

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But we all look the same except for horns and wings,

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Let’s accept the difference and go together! Oooh!

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Forget about all the books you used to read, 

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We’re the ones writing our own history,

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Show off the new you, take a bow, and turn around!

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You’re gonna fit right in! 

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uhhh, I don’t think so.

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You’re gonna fit right in!

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okay, you know what?

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Everybody knows that unicorns are crazy!

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Their pointy horns and yellow teeth are all weird!

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They’ll come and gobble up your hooves for a light snack, 

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The simple fact is that unicorns are crazy!

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But we could make a difference if we have the heart,

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Together we are brave, and we are smart,

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If everyone is stopping, then we have got to start!

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You’re gonna fit right in!

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heh heh, is that so?

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You’re gonna fit right in!

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And now, pay close attention:

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This is how a unicorn walks

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Walks

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This is how a unicorn talks

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Talks

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This is a unicorn throws

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Throws

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This is how a unicorn -

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No! Oh. No! stop it.

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This is how a unicorn struts

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Ooh! Come on, shake your unicorn butts!

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Now you’re in the unicorn know, 

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Wow

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Now you’re a unicorn pro! 

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Oooh, A unicorn horn makes a unicorn stride,

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It’s the warhead on your forehead, It’s the source of your pride!

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Every unicorn who’s born is borne a horn that’s unique, 

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So I’ll whip them up if you seek,

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You’ll be lookin’ tres magnifique!

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We’re on a dangerous mission, No need to look so surprised,

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We’ll find the magic inside, This’ll be the time of our lives!

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In the lost kingdom of Equestria, 

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We’ll follow our hearts and we will succeed!

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If we fail, we’ll go to jail!

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It’s gonna work out fine, you’ll see!

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Absolutely!

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You’re gonna fit right in!

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This is how a unicorn walks!

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This is how a unicorn talks!

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Now you’re lookin’ unicorn gold!

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This is how a unicorn ends its song!

