Previously on Rainbow Dash's Precious Book
*Sigh* Never giving up eh?
Gangster Johnny: Hold it right there!
Rainbow Dash: What?!
There's only room for Rainbow Dash here!
Gangster Johnny: I know it was you.
I could smell you getting off the elevator!
Rainbow Dash: I wasn't in the elevator.
Gangster Johnny: You was here last night too wasn't it!?
Rainbow Dash: No. I mean, yes! I mean!
Gangster Johnny: You was here...
And you were smooching with my brother!
Don't give me that! You've been smooching with everybody!
Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Gangster Johnny: Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg,
Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff!
I could go on forever baby!
Rainbow Dash: W-what?
Well, no..
Gangster Johnny: Alright, I believe you.
But my tommy gun don't!
Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Rainbow Dash: *Groan*
Gangster Johnny: You gotta do better than that!
Rainbow Dash: I... I love you.
Gangster Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you.
Rainbow Dash: *Sigh*
Gangster Johnny: That's why I'm gonna let you go.
I'm going to give you to the count of three...
to get your lousy,
lying,
lowdown four-flushing carcass out my door!
One!
Two!
Hahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Three!
Gangster Johnny: You filthy animal.