Song Name: The Flim Flam Brothers Song Subtitle: Piano Demo Original Name: MKLP2_FLIMFLAMSONG_pianodemo Episode: S02E15 "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000" Key: Primarily F major --- This song is very long. // thumbnail error --- Differences with the final song: - Minor lyrical changes. Does not feature the "Early Version" found on MLP wiki. --- Lyrics (edited from MLP wiki): [Flim] Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town Ponies with thirsty throats and dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair [Flam] And that the key that they need to solve this [???] cider shortage you and I will share Ponies: [excited chattering] [Flim and Flam] Well you've got opportunity In this very community [Flam] He's Flim [Flim] He's Flam [Flim and Flam] We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil Pinkie Pie: Nonpa-what? [Flim] Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be And that's a new world, a world of flowing cider Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking [Flam] More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking Rainbow Dash: I doubt that. [Flim and Flam] So take this opportunity [Flim, Flam, and Crowd] In this very community [Flam] He's Flim [Flim] He's Flam [Flim and Flam] We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers Traveling salesponies [Flim, Flam, and Crowd] Nonpareil [Flim] I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport [Flam] I say, our mode of locomotion [Flim] And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is that promised cider? [Flam] Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same [Flim] But my brother and I have something most unique and most superb[??] Unseen at any time in this big new world [Flim and Flam] And that's opportunity [Flim] Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best [Flam] The unbelievable [Flim] Unimpeachable [Flam] Indispensable [Flim] The I-can't-believe-able [Flim and Flam] Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 Flam: What d'you say, sister? [Crowd] Oh, we got opportunity In this very community Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam With your Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here? Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess. [Crowd] Opportunity, in our community [Flam] Ready, Flim? [Flim] Ready, Flam? [Flim and Flam] Let's bing bang zam! Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider! [Crowd] Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Granny Smith interrupts] Flim: Watch closely, my friends! [Flam] The fun begins! Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider! [Flam] Feel free to take a sneak peek! [Granny Smith] Now wait, you fellers, hold it! You went and over-sold it! I guarantee that what you have here won't compare For the very most important ingredient Can't be added or done expedient And that's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care! [Flim] Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up *As you see we have our own high standards when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup [Flam] Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very best So whaddaya say then, Apples? Care to step into the modern world And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test? [Crowd] Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Flim and Flam begin singing] Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about! [Flim and Flam] We're saying you've got [Flim, Flam, and Crowd] Opportunity In this very community He's Flim, he's Flam We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil! [Flim and Flam] Yeah!