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- Hey, have you ever sat and thought to yourself,
"Boy, I wish someone could tell me
the things that I like, oh shit."
Have you ever watch "WatchMojo," and thought,
"Man, this sure could use a lot more
questionably aged school girls in it."
Have you ever watched, "Keys in the AI,"
and been like, "This is great."
Remember, "Pearl Harbor?"
That's why I can't read.
But worry no more friends,
because I have that magical cure all,
for all that ails you.
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Rent videos about cartoons
because during the global pandemic,
the thing on top of my priorities,
isn't the fact that everyone's unemployed and dying.
It's the fact that people think
that Chika's better than Yoko.
Listen to the guy who did all the English papers
literally in the class before English
give you an essay about really intellectual topics
such as, "Is Oprah wearing panties?"
"Is your sister blood related if she has a transfusion?"
"Why don't people ever look before crossing the street?"
(speaks foreign language)
- And I know what your thinking,
I'm missing some assets that your used to seeing
on people like me.
Her tits are temporary, but Tan's fox boys are forever.
So subscribe, join the discord
and maybe even support me on Patreon.
I heard from a certain E-girl
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And I love your faces, so I hope you at least like my video.
And I'll see you in the next one.
Yay.
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♪ Girls, girls, girls, girls ♪
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