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- Hey, have you ever sat
and thought to yourself,

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"Boy, I wish someone could tell me

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the things that I like, oh shit."

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Have you ever watch
"WatchMojo," and thought,

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"Man, this sure could use a lot more

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questionably aged school girls in it."

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Have you ever watched, "Keys in the AI,"

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and been like, "This is great."

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Remember, "Pearl Harbor?"

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That's why I can't read.

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But worry no more friends,

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because I have that magical cure all,

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for all that ails you.

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My name's Faith Moliminous,

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and I bring to you a
completely original concept

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not done anywhere, ever.

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Rent videos about cartoons

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because during the global pandemic,

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the thing on top of my priorities,

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isn't the fact that everyone's
unemployed and dying.

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It's the fact that people think

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that Chika's better than Yoko.

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Listen to the guy who did
all the English papers

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literally in the class before English

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give you an essay about
really intellectual topics

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such as, "Is Oprah wearing panties?"

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"Is your sister blood related
if she has a transfusion?"

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"Why don't people ever look
before crossing the street?"

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(speaks foreign language)

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- And I know what your thinking,

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I'm missing some assets
that your used to seeing

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on people like me.

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Her tits are temporary, but
Tan's fox boys are forever.

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So subscribe, join the discord

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and maybe even support me on Patreon.

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I heard from a certain E-girl

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that you all at least have $5 to spare.

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So why don't you go give me that.

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And I love your faces, so I
hope you at least like my video.

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And I'll see you in the next one.

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Yay.

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♪ Girls, girls, girls, girls ♪

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