WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.960 --> 00:00:03.790 Oi, hey look, that guy with the green hair, he's a punk rocker! 00:00:03.790 --> 00:00:06.500 Look! Look, he's even telling everybody! 00:00:07.650 --> 00:00:08.990 You fucking hippie! 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:16.300 I know it’s hypocritical to point fingers at the people who point fingers. 00:00:16.360 --> 00:00:19.060 But when we all march to the beat of the same different drummer, 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:21.560 the steps start to come off like clockwork. 00:00:23.350 --> 00:00:25.590 I guess I’m saying we could stand to be nicer. 00:00:28.790 --> 00:00:32.540 Because when you’re in a basement talking shit and interspersing it with speaking in namedrops and units, 00:00:32.540 --> 00:00:34.460 I must admit I’m not the best when on the defensive. 00:00:34.460 --> 00:00:36.360 I’d rather steal your whiskey than your heart in conversation. 00:00:36.360 --> 00:00:38.170 I’d rather break three strings a song then stick to a routine 00:00:38.170 --> 00:00:40.220 like I’m ripe for the picking after growing on a tree 00:00:40.220 --> 00:00:42.230 and then talk about the industry, cross-market positivity 00:00:42.230 --> 00:00:44.280 with vinyl nerds and brightly colored, quirky messy record sleeves. 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:46.410 I’d rather be vomiting and I despise vomiting. 00:00:47.820 --> 00:00:51.590 But thanks for the beer. I appreciate your time but can we talk about something else? 00:00:51.780 --> 00:00:54.160 If you really think that you and I are on the same page you can 00:00:54.160 --> 00:00:55.500 go ahead and fuck yourself! 00:00:55.600 --> 00:00:57.610 Because you’ve got coke and good looks, 00:00:57.610 --> 00:00:59.790 I’ve got overdue library books 00:00:59.790 --> 00:01:02.100 so let’s be friends and change the subject now. 00:01:02.100 --> 00:01:03.390 ‘Cause the last thing I wanna be 00:01:03.570 --> 00:01:05.530 is another negative asshole. 00:01:05.640 --> 00:01:07.510 Like God speaks through my acoustic guitar 00:01:07.510 --> 00:01:09.480 and I’ve got the perfect set of morals 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:11.740 on a dry erase board at the front of the house, 00:01:11.740 --> 00:01:13.740 FOLLOW THESE CONDITIONS OR WE’LL KICK YOUR ASS OUT: 00:01:13.740 --> 00:01:14.740 Vegans only, 00:01:14.740 --> 00:01:15.630 NO MEAT ALLOWED! 00:01:15.630 --> 00:01:16.470 Straight edge only, 00:01:16.470 --> 00:01:17.590 NO DRINKING ALLOWED! 00:01:17.590 --> 00:01:18.490 Fixed gears only, 00:01:18.490 --> 00:01:19.590 NO THREE-SPEEDS ALLOWED! 00:01:19.590 --> 00:01:21.930 Me me me!!! I’M SMART! I’M RIGHT! I’M SMART! 00:01:21.930 --> 00:01:23.410 I think it’s dumb when you take the inherently fun 00:01:23.410 --> 00:01:25.360 like riding bikes and singing songs and say they’re not for everyone 00:01:25.360 --> 00:01:27.880 as if for your whole life you were cool as shit. 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:29.220 Punk tourist! 00:01:29.220 --> 00:01:31.200 ‘Cause you still beg for cash cause you spent your parents’ last 00:01:31.200 --> 00:01:33.010 on a Greyhound to the Fest. 00:01:33.020 --> 00:01:35.010 And your jacket says Crass but I don’t give an ass, 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:36.640 I ain’t giving you fifty cents, 00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:38.950 so that you can buy a forty and 00:01:38.950 --> 00:01:40.700 destroy a hotel party, 00:01:40.700 --> 00:01:43.310 and the man who cleans your mess up shrugs and says: 00:01:43.310 --> 00:01:46.090 This non-conformity looks like conformity. 00:01:46.820 --> 00:01:49.860 Like boring nice people pose threats to your authority. 00:01:51.200 --> 00:01:54.090 This positivity is negativity. 00:01:55.110 --> 00:01:57.830 And you boys sure left me with a mess to clean! 00:01:58.730 --> 00:01:59.810 Smile big, hug bigger. 00:01:59.810 --> 00:02:00.700 Talk big, act bigger. 00:02:00.700 --> 00:02:01.710 Stop judging, do something. 00:02:01.710 --> 00:02:02.620 Shut the fuck up, do something. 00:02:02.620 --> 00:02:04.430 Instead of sneering at my friends and me ‘cause we’re not stealing 00:02:04.430 --> 00:02:06.560 buy a troubled friend a drink at the bar and tip well. 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:08.400 Don’t spend your time scoffing when do that you’re just scoffing 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:10.300 like the people who scoff at us while defending our community. 00:02:10.300 --> 00:02:12.320 You’re a teacher, you’re a parent, you’re the head of a dictatorship. 00:02:12.320 --> 00:02:14.570 When the ground is covered up in rules you’re guaranteed to power trip. 00:02:14.590 --> 00:02:17.370 This non-conformity looks like conformity. 00:02:18.360 --> 00:02:21.110 Why should anyone believe in our community? 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:24.340 This organization doesn’t feel like 00:02:24.340 --> 00:02:25.760 A-NA-RCHY 00:02:25.760 --> 00:02:26.370 cuz 00:02:26.370 --> 00:02:28.890 we’re suiting up to have the same identity! 00:02:28.890 --> 00:02:30.340 And the boring nice people say: 00:02:30.380 --> 00:02:31.940 SHUT UP THE PUNX! SHUT UP THE PUNX! 00:02:31.940 --> 00:02:34.270 All the people who have barbecues to feed their friends and family: 00:02:34.270 --> 00:02:35.840 SHUT UP THE PUNX! SHUT UP THE PUNX! 00:02:35.840 --> 00:02:38.090 All the people writing zines with information, not just blaming things: 00:02:38.090 --> 00:02:39.750 SHUT UP THE PUNX! SHUT UP THE PUNX! 00:02:39.750 --> 00:02:42.120 All the boys and girls who are fed up with just saying that we’re punk, we say, 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:44.210 SHUT UP THE PUNX! SHUT UP THE PUNX!