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OKAY GUYS, we have to get through these SPEED RADIATORS.

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WHAT DO? >:I

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???

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??? ??????

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Uhm, maybe we should TEEHEE fork them?

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Don't be regarded, Valve Software, that'll NIEVE EN LA MAÑANA.

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OAGH KAE

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[CALLIOPE INTENSIFIES]

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Eat a dick, Caltrops, what do YOU want, Sonic?

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VOTE ROMNEY 2012

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[Achievement unlocked: Racial diversity! (5g)]

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Let's be real here, even he doesn't know what the fuck he's saying

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I HAVE TO GO NOW. MY PLANET NEEDS ME.

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HAHA. ALLOW ME TO INSERT A TIRED, UNFUNNY REFERENCE.

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PARP

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Yeesh, these crunch corners, shut the front door, Keanu Reeves!

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[JUSTICE]

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(Home Run, over GBA Radio) This is the part where I make lesbian jokes at Literate Pipe's expense!

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HAVE YOU CONSIDERED PURCHASING A FIREARM TODAY

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[Dogs howl in the background as noises too high for you to hear play]

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WELCOME TO SONIC TEAM WE MAKE GAMES I THINK

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I wanna main Ezreal! /loogoflagands

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Let me tell you about Arbu.

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TEN THOUSAND FISTS IN MY ASS. (More or less. I'm not counting.)

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Something something Spongebob Squarepants.

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8D

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FUCKS GIVEN = 0