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Two hooves ahead.

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I am always,

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Two hooves ahead.

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This has been the greatest

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social experiment of my entire life.

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  It's alluring... 

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It's compelling... 

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It's gripping...

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To observe 

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all these... 

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UNWELL

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disoriented ponies...

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...roam the Internet. 

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In search of stories.

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thirsty for a distraction

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from time unspent.

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SPOILING their minds,

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yet simulating them at the same time.

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Its brilliant.

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And it's

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Dangerous.

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Ponies consuming

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Anything

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that they're told to consume.

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So I am

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The 🅅🄸🄻🄻🄰🄽

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Because I've

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Made myself one.

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and you will continue

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to consume

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these stories about me

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Year, 

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after year,

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after year.

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For as long as I tell the internet

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That I am the

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🅅🄸🄻🄻🄰🄽