Download at http://stallionslaughter.com/
My Original Album: https://stallionslaughter.bandcamp.com/

Shout out!
Thanks to LeNerd for lending me his ears and helping me mix this track. I'm trying out a completely new chain of VSTs for guitar, bass, and vocals. If it sounds better, I'd really like to know. If it sounds worse, I'd really (really!) like to know. :)

I know I just did a song three days ago, but it's my birthday, I'm 26, and I want gay hoars fucc.

Okay, I'm not really gay for Braeburn. Here's the story that I'm sticking to:

I felt like the lyrics of the original were so exploitable, and I wanted to make this a song about, say Soarin serenading RD, or something like that, but I wasn't sure if Soarin was the proper subject for "I could be your horse."

So I took a vote on Twitter for sexiest stallion, and while Soarin competed well, the hyperactive country work-horse, Braeburn, was deemed just barely sexier than the wonderbolt.

I was reading up on Braeburn for inspiration on lyrics. There was this quote on the MLP Fan Wiki: "Being one of the first stallions to have a major role in an episode, Braeburn is commonly used in clopfiction."

I found that factoid to be so horrendously hilarious that I felt the need to make this song about clopping to Braeburn. If that offends you, fite me irl idgaf rn lol j/k ur kewl dood.

Anyway, don't get all worked up if clop isn't your thing. This is supposed to be jokes and all that.