Alright, a bit of explanation might be needed for this one: This track came about when Hoofert and I threw lines at each others about our opinion of this big, loving, crazy fandom. So, obviously, because we both enjoy comedy, we didn't go for the positive aspects. Some of the lyrics are serious, some are tongue-in-cheek. Some critics we make are serious, some apply to ourselves, some are both. Don't hesitate to ask, if you're not sure what is serious and what isn't, but keep that in mind: it's all in good fun. Oh also, Hoofert and I don't have exactly the same opinion on everything, so you might get different answers. On a musical aspect, I've got only one thing to say: WHY HAVE I NEVER BEEN TOLD BEFORE THAT RAP WAS SO FUN TO RECORD? Dagnabbit, this is my first rap song ever, it's not that good, but I enjoyed myself quite a bit recording it. As usual, all instruments played by myself, though I had some help from Hoofert and Equestria Dude, who screamed the "BRONIES!!" along with me, in the choruses. The picture was draw by the awesome Hoofert, who as I mentioned before, co-wrote the lyrics to that song. In case you're wondering, he is on the left, with the glasses, and I'm on the right, with the moustache. On another note, I did get The Living Tombstone's authorization to use his name in the song. As for Alex S, I did ask, but SORRY FOR NOT HAVING WAITED FOR AN ANSWER!! D: I just couldn't wait to release the song, so sorry about that. If you ever see this and don't want your name there, please do tell. ---------------------------------------------------- PICTURE USED: http://masterpeanut94.deviantart.com/art/Of-Bronies-Bandwagons-and-Barrels-316359696 ---------------------------------------------------- DOWNLOAD LINK: http://www.mediafire.com/?5i8u9vdfggia478 ------------------------------------------- LYRICS (written by Hoofert & Hergest Ridge): We all know the story and can tell it by heart A wonderful tales of ponies and for us a new start At first you hear 'bout it and think "what can this crap be?" And then you give it a try, and suddenly become a brony It was a long time ago and my mind was set Into killing my own boredom with the internet. Browsing 4chan's /co/, they talkin' bout a new show? What's it called? My Little Pony? Oh, no... I had no idea what they were talking about, And thought it was only fair if I checked it out And oh, what can I say, I think I'm liking this show, That traditions and morals wouldn't normally allow But those days are gone, and when I look around me, I can't help but laugh and cry about what I see Not that I'm complaining, of course, I'm not alone! But there's still something wrong that I can feel in my bones BRONIES! What have you done? Now I can't like a TV show without looking dumb BRONIES! What did you do? Ain't nothing in the world that makes me sadder than you BRONIES! What have you done? Go back to Naruto with your shitty bandwagon BRONIES! What did you do? This thing was never meant to be about me and you So, like every one of us, I though the show was great Decent writing, good music, animation first-rate. A few months pass, it's a huge fanbase, All so proud of themselves because they "Love & Tolerate" Oh my god, you bronies, don't you know? The only reason I'm here is to enjoy the show I don't care about values, I can live my own life I just like a cartoon, it makes me satisfied And what is it with the obsessive, pasta-spewing sons? Spilling spaghettis everywhere at Bronycon. Is it even possible to just like MLP? It's just another one of these good shows on TV And don't even get me started on Brony musicians, A bunch of untalented dudes seeking attention, I can't like Primus, Skrillex or The Rolling Stones, It's gotta be Alex S or The Living Tombstone BRONIES! What have you done? Now I can't like a TV show without looking dumb BRONIES! What did you do? Ain't nothing in the world that makes me sadder than you BRONIES! What have you done? Go back to Naruto with your shitty bandwagon BRONIES! What did you do? This thing was never meant to be about me and you So Imma let these few verses in your brain sink in, And hope you'll get away from that italian cuisine And while it sinks in, I'm gonna get you thinkin' Just a bit more 'bout yourself, to get yer jimmies rustlin' Waifus? Really? You're in love with a horse. Yet you have the backbone to criticize Rule 34? Now, talk a bit about the pros I just might, And then get this done with, and we can call it a night. Cool art, charity, fighting games, almost outweighs, All the sad, spaghetti,that makes this fandom a plague. Were it for only these things and not all the shit, Maybe we could start being proud but that's just my two bits