--So apparently I'm getting mostly dislikes and a couple hateish (nothing too bad, but it definetly ain't complements) comments, so just a disclaimer that this is for humorous purposes and I have nothing against the classic games nor the modern ones. So enjoy!--

Nope, Chuck Testa

See, you can't beat a Sonic Unleashed level by simply pushing the boost button.

This game belongs to SEGA