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Perfect! You arrived just in time!

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Twilight?!

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What the hay is goin' on?!

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YOU CAN'T SAY THAT APPLEJACK. THAT'S OFFENSIVE!

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Watch as we offer Rainbow Dash to the SWIMMING POOL!

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SWIMMING POOL?!

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Please tell me this is a joke.

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Calm down AJ, it's just a game! We're playing DOGE BALL! It's a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME!

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Doesn't look like any CARD GAME...

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If we appease the TERMS OF SERVICE,

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We'll be gifted with long summers, healthy crops,

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and LOTS OF YOUTUBE MONEY.

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That's enough, Twilight. You get her down this-

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Here, let this book indulge you on the art of TYING YOUR SHOELACES!

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SHOES?!

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Yes!

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Ugh..

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Where am I?

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...am I IN HEAVEN?

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EXPRESS YOURSELF!