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I got a letter for you, mister!

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Oh, thanks Derpy!

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Uh, are you sure this is for me?

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Have a nice day!

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By the time you read this sentence, it will
already be too late.

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You must send eight copies of the letter to
different ponies within the next 24 hours,

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or else you will be cursed forever.

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Your fate was sealed the moment you looked
at this page.

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There is no escape.

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If you do not comply with these instructions,

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you will feel the anguish of all the suffering
in Equestria.

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You will die a thosuand deaths, each more
painful than the last.

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You will be forced to watch as the life drains from the eyes of all whom you hold dear.

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ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO ME!