I got a letter for you, mister!
Oh, thanks Derpy!
Uh, are you sure this is for me?
Have a nice day!
By the time you read this sentence, it will already be too late.
You must send eight copies of the letter to different ponies within the next 24 hours,
or else you will be cursed forever.
Your fate was sealed the moment you looked at this page.
There is no escape.
If you do not comply with these instructions,
you will feel the anguish of all the suffering in Equestria.
You will die a thosuand deaths, each more painful than the last.
You will be forced to watch as the life drains from the eyes of all whom you hold dear.
ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO ME!