Every pony on the ground, now!
Aaah!
You!
Me?
Yes, you! Come here!
Hurry up! To the vault.
Open it!
I-I-I don’t know the passcode. I am still new.
But I can get you gold sacks kept in the other secured room.
Do it!
What is taking them so long?
What the ..?
What is all that noise?
Thank you for your assistance.
Oh, it was nothing.
A party invitation?
Okay!
Oh my gosh!
That pony is gonna fall!
Aaaaaah!
Thanks!
Good evening fellow ravers, I'm your host DJ BeatBreaker
bringing you the best jams from around Equestria.
Grab yourselves a drink, and let's get this party started.
And always, stay cheeki breeki my friends.
Hello there!
Have you been working out?
Oh, nothing too crazy. A little of this -
and a little of that.
Heeelp!
Thanks.
Dash!
Rain-bow ...
Hey cous’.
What you want, Rainbow?
I know what I can beat you on.
Aaa -
race!
To your house!
Like, now?
I just finished a full-blown workout.
Oookay.
I mean, I just beat my old time record by flying 100 laps around Sky Fort Nimbustride,
and can totally go for a race.
But, if you are tired from just a little arm lifting,
I can take a rain check, grandma.
Grandma? I am only two years older than you.
Lifting twice your bodyweight is anything but “little”,
especially when you lift with one arm or leg.
Come back when you can afford something more than cheap shots.
Okay. But I am just making the observation. You seem like you are ready to do more
like you are ready to challenge Applejack.
How did you even come to that specific conclusion?
And I am telling you, before you challenge her, you have to go through me.
It’s only fair if you wanna cut in line.
You are not gonna leave me alone anytime soon, are you?
How about this? Win the race, and you will not hear my voice,
or see my face for one full month.
Let’s go!
Aren’t you wondering, what if you lose?
No.
I bet you are gonna tell me anyway.
If I win ,,, When I win,
you need to do anything I say for one full week.
What the hay?
That could be ,,,
anything.
I hope you are not getting cold hooves.
Don’t worry, I won’t use my wings. It’s only fair since you don’t ,,,
Oh please. I saw you race AJ.
Use your doggone wings.
That way, I know you went all in.
[I say that, even though I do not feel one hundred percent right now.]
Have it your way. Too late for “take-backsies”.
Heck, I may just go fast enough for a sonic rain-
boom!
Ready?
On your count.
5
4
3-2-1-go!
Ugh.
Oh no.
Sorry about my cousin!
Rainbow Dash! How about a little less destruction!
Fine. Off-roading time.
What is going on?
Sorry about my cousin!
She did say I can use my wings.
She will be eating my rainbow trail all the way home . . .
IF she can even hydroplane! Tee Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah!
What will be the first thing I’ll have her do for me?
Feed me hoof picked quality grapes?
A hoof massage?
Make tranquil sky sounds?
Feed me hoof picked quality grapes while giving me a hoof massage and making tranquil sky sounds!
It’s gonna be great!
You were saying what?
WHAT!?
Not bad for a pony that do “just a little arm lifting”, eh?
Out of turbo already? That’s too bad.
Welp, I gotta go. See ya’ in a month.
Oh and one more thing ,,, eat my rainbow trail.
Three - sonic - rainbooms?
Nah, I’m good. AJ can have fun with that.
Cool. I know what I’m doing this weekend!
Every pony, run to the vault!
Aaaaah!
Ha! Take that!
Mixi 7, weird interstellarcosmic object ,,,
1.
Ossy, can you please turn down the volume? ,,, thank you.
[Beep-boop. Message for you.]
Huh?
Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on saving all ponies,
from another,
calamity!
Nervous? Ha! I was not nervous at all.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Also, please accept this invitation to our grand party happening this weekend at Sugar Cube Corner.
A party? And I’m invited?
I am so there!
Welcome every pony!
It is my great pleasure to start this celebration with honoring a special group of ponies.
These ponies, whom you see before you, are tonight’s guests of honor.
They were faced with a threatening, alarming, unusual, and potential perilous disaster.
When the moment arrived, they did not panic in despair, but kept calm, cool, and collected
in order to take positive control of their situation with their acts of selflessness.
By doing so, bad ponies were brought to justice, a crisis was averted, and lives were saved.
Dare I say, we owe the safety and security of our citizens in Ponyville, in Equestria,
and perhaps all of our world,
to these special ponies.
Let’s give them a round hoof applause!
And finally, I want to thank all of you from here and beyond for doing your part.
We each have our own little way to contribute to our community that makes us appreciate each other.
Whether it is giving a helping hoof to your local pantry, planting a tree,
or even just smiling and being kind to your fellow neighbor, it all counts in a big way.
I thank you all for helping one another in time of need.
Enjoy tonight!
Great speech, Mayor!
Now, who’s ready to
PARTY?!
♫