Meet the Soldier Derpy Translated by DRC.
War is similar to mail delivery.
You deliver your package or you lose your job!
AND ALSO YOUR LIFE!
You aren't just soldiers.
You are bacon of hope.
And just like bacon, you have to raise the spirits of your comrades,
and lead them to sweet, delicious victory!
Oh, that was close...
Where is she?
Oh, come on, come on! Can you recharge faster?!
This war just like muffins,
and I like my muffins extra toasty!
Does anypony have any questions?
Actually, it's «Beacon of Hope».
Not «Bacon».
Unless it's a farm!
Subtitles by: Anatoly136UA