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Scootabuse Fanfiction Rap by Ray Hooves
Lyrics so you can sing karakoe at your brony con:

Jeah
It's bad right
And I'm gonna...rap a song about uh, the scootabruse
About Scootaloo getting abused by Rainbow Dash
I don't appreciate the story but
It touched me
And....
Yeah here we go (heh heh)

Yeah!
So you're sayin' every time when it gets my rhyme
Because a man named Scootaloo hold a crap now
I admire my idol, Rainbow Dash

All my times I wanted to run away
Go to toilet houses sleep the over days
She thinks I'm her sister, what is next now
Cut that Spike what's breeding my now

I get a diary on my Shire-y
I'm going in the manager's diary
Now I'm writing everything that happens
But I don't think what's so funny what happens

I don't see nothing that's funny about this right now
Because I'm having fun with this right now
Writing on my diary stories
About the first pass
Hecka dora bubba
Diary!
So yes I'm having a good time right now
With Rainbow Dash right now
But she hit me she torture me hit me right now
I don't understand what I did so wrong

But I gonna stepped up my plans and get a better career on my plans
I better be a better manager
If not, I'm a hobbled fool manager
That's right
I don't see, what's wrong
What's wrong with me
I don't understand what I did wrong

I did my best to try to cheer up Rainbow Dash all my life
But now...
I see that she hates me, yells at me, hits me, kills me
But I don't understand any and I die for Rainbow Dash