Join Micheal Mc-Doesn't-Exist on his epic adventure of romance and action. Witness the ferocious tale of man and paper as they fall in and out of their love. Find out what it truly means to a piece of paper to have it's connection between fabric and ink. Adventure in it's purest form and sense, and- oh, it's over.

Just a little silly thing that I thought of when I read that sign. :3

The song is called 'Pikanterie' and you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYm5p5MpwoU