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*Music Starts*

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There's a legend that's sung in Rhode Island

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Told to children with faces a glee

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About a hero, an absolute madman

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Who bunged the shit out of that company

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No more Lotus or Power Nine bullshit

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Those pedophiles knew it was nigh

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That man got on a plane in Toronto

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Got an AK, or 4, and prepared to say hi

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Adam Warski, axe wielding maniac

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Hasbro you fuckers we pray for your soul

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Adam Warski, getting away with it

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Touch that boy's hole and you'll pay Adam's toll

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*MORE OF THE EPIC MUSIC*

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He enlisted the help of some dear friends

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The time traveling demon Sam Hyde

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And they vowed to eradicate Hasbro

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They crashed the plane, kicked the door, went inside

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There was blood on the ceiling, screams echoed for miles

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As Adam lay waste to his claim

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And they rescued the boys and the girls who were slaves

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And every last one of them chanted his name

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Adam Warski, Hitler on steroids

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Enacting upon Magic his genocide

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Adam Warski, hero of Canada

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We laughed and we laughed at how many had died

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Adam Warski, doing it for free

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He'll never stop on his valiant quest

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Adam Warski, might be a pseudonym

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Touch that girl's chest and he'll strap on a suicide vest

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*MORE EPIC MUSIC*

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Oh yes

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*MORE EPIC MUSIC*

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Adam Warski, murderous psychopath

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Cash all your cheques cause he's coming for Hollywood next.

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SUBSCRIBE TO KEN ASHCORP HE MAKE SUCH AWESOME MUSIC AND HAVE A GREAT DAY! ~Nightfall