(This was the best quality of that scene I could find, okay?)
(Super Hero Landing?)
Alright! Lets do this OOOOONE last time!
My name
is Sonic!
I was given Power Sneakers by Dr Kintobor.
(Or at least, that's what happened in ONE of his origin stories)
And for 28 years, I've been the one, and ONLY, Sonic The Hedgehog!
I'm pretty sure you know the rest.
I freed a bunch of animals
Went fast
Fought Eggman!
AAAND then I fought Eggman again!
And again!
And again...
AAAAAND, again!
And I....uuuhhh.....
I did this!
We don't really take about this...
(yes, we do)
Look, I'm a manga
I'm a cereal
I have TONS of excellent songs!
And, eeeehh a so-so popsicle.
I mean, I've looked worse.
(He has)
(He REALLY has)
uuhhhh...
A VERY convincing "Meow!"
Welcome to Hell
But after EVERYTHING,
I still LOVE being Sonic!
I mean, who wouldn't!?
So, no matter now many hits I take,
IT'S NO USE!!!
I ALWAYS find a way to come back!
Because, the ONLY thing standing between Green Hill Zone and oblivion,
is ME!
There's only ONE Sonic The Hedgehog!
And you're looking at him!