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(This was the best quality of that scene I could find, okay?)

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(Super Hero Landing?)

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Alright! Lets do this OOOOONE last time!

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My name

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is Sonic!

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I was given Power Sneakers by Dr Kintobor.

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(Or at least, that's what happened in ONE of his origin stories)

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And for 28 years, I've been the one, and ONLY, Sonic The Hedgehog!

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I'm pretty sure you know the rest.

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I freed a bunch of animals

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Went fast

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Fought Eggman!

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AAAND then I fought Eggman again!

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And again!

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And again...

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AAAAAND, again!

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And I....uuuhhh.....

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I did this!

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We don't really take about this...

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(yes, we do)

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Look, I'm a manga

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I'm a cereal

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I have TONS of excellent songs!

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And, eeeehh a so-so popsicle.

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I mean, I've looked worse.

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(He has)

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(He REALLY has)

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uuhhhh...

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A VERY convincing "Meow!"

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Welcome to Hell

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But after EVERYTHING,

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I still LOVE being Sonic!

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I mean, who wouldn't!?

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So, no matter now many hits I take,

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IT'S NO USE!!!

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I ALWAYS find a way to come back!

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Because, the ONLY thing standing between Green Hill Zone and oblivion,

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is ME!

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There's only ONE Sonic The Hedgehog!

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And you're looking at him!