LYRICS! ______________________________________________________ First World Problems Rap Dad's Verse: I was in the kitchen the other day, my icecream melted when I didn't put it away! I was kinda hot, so I turned on the AC! But it was off by a couple degrees. This made me have to run the water for a long time. To get it cold enough, soak it, and put it on my headline. Then I watched the commercials on the tv, Showed starving Africans not getting by easy. All that poverty made me feel queezy... So I turned to another channel to entertain me! Fifteen percent off Geico can save me lotsa money. Now I can go to the store and buy lotsa honey! The shoes on my feet are outta style, So maybe I'll buy some new kicks and rock em for awhile! If you know me, you know I think simplistic. But if you don't have my color, I will go ballistic! Chorus First World Problems Everything easy is too hard! First World Problems I have to water my yard.. Greg's Verse It about time I was ready to get all kirby at a buffet! But my stomach told me "Hey brah, maybe another day." Trotting to my favorite Dollar Tree, ready to splurge! They ran outta spiral straws, making me feel l'm in the purge! I thought I could get away having a good day, but woah! My coffee table thought different , and destoyed my big toe! Writing a message down, with my number two pencil! But as fate would have, the graphite broke, and made me mental! Say you wanted to cook, but didn't wanna clean the tableware. Why even try when grocery stores and fast-foods are out there! Drinking some soda can be real fun, when you're taking a swig, It's flat, the cherry one! Anger outweighs, and breaks like a twig! You know you wanna watch a movie on your tv! Movie disc is scratched, and you're not the man that you wanna be! Out in nowhere, and you know I only got one bar! Got no reception, give me a chance, I'll complain in four bars! Chorus First World Problems We're just spoiled. First World Problems Hate waiting for my water to boil. END BEAT On my nice electric stove....