*singing*
Demo: That's good to be sober!
Heavy: Hem... Heavy does not feel...
Demo: AHH!!!
*slap* Heavy: AHH!!!
Demo: Ya mutt! You vomited on me and Spy's suit.
Spy: "Fais chier!" ("F***!" in french)
Demo: Sorry!
Heavy: Ohh... sorry.
Demo: Need a refund here!
Spy: WHO...?! *cough* Sorry.
Spy: Who did THAT?!
Heavy: Ah... Which one of us THREE did that?
Spy: What? No! TWO of you.
Heavy: No... THREE!
Spy: No, TWO!
Heavy: NO!!!
Heavy: Me...
Heavy: ...Demo...
Demo: AyA! *burp*
Heavy: ...and YOU!
Spy: NOO!!! You imbecile!
Spy: "Deux"... err... TWO of US!
Heavy: Me and you!
Heavy: Very well!
HOOOH!!!
Spy: F***! F***! F***! And F***!!!
Spy: I'm going to stab you, and stab you, and stab you, and stab you...
Demo: He must be drunk.
Heavy: Or VERY DRUNK!!!
Spy: ...and I will stab your mother, your father, your sister, your car, your home...
Spy: ...and your precious puppy!
*puppy barking*
Demo: Noooooooo...
Spy: And tell me WHY?
Demo: 'Cause that's a big ugly CAT!
*cat meowing*
*Spy screams* *Demo's laughing*
Heavy: Is animal show!
Spy: Now I also got blood on my suit!
Heavy: Heavy likes this with 'Mexican Hat Dance'!
*The Mexican Hat Dance*
Demo: Ho, ho, ho... That's magic.
*Pilot - "Magic"*
Heavy: What the F***?! Demoman!
Demo: Wot the bloody Scrumpy?!
Demo: I loved that MUSIC!!!
Demo: Aye! He he he he he...
Heavy: Ok! Enough!
Demo: F*** NO!
Heavy: Yes!
Demo: No!
Heavy: Yes!
Demo: NO!
Heavy: YES!
Demo: NO! NO! NO! NO!...
Heavy: YEEESSS!!!
Soldier: AHHHH!!!
*boum* OH!!!
Soldier: ARGH!!!
Heavy: Soldier!
Soldier: ARGH!
Demo: Soldier!
Soldier: Argh...
Heavy: Sandvich!
Soldier: ARGH... No wait.
Heavy: Ha ha!!!...
Soldier: Shut up!
*slap* Heavy: AHHH-gain!
*shotgun cock* Heavy: Oh!
Demo: Oh... S***!
Soldier: Copyright claims will kick your ass back to Russia!
Demo: SooS-dier
Soldier: SeS, sir!
Demo: I don't like this man, he is a Bolshevik half-wit!
Soldier: Hah!
Heavy: Demo, you sick BASTARD!
Demo: (sotto voce) I do like you, it's just for the show.
*slap* Demo: Ah!
Heavy: It's not funny!
Heavy: Hah! Not me this time!
*smash* Ouch!
Soldier: Stop!
Heavy: Now, you are DEAD!
*smash* Demo: *burp*
Soldier: Stop!
Demo: Come on! And by God I've been shaggin' yer wife!
*smash* Heavy: OH!!!
Soldier: Stop that right NOW!
Heavy: I don't have a wife, stupid!
*smash* Demo: Oh!
Soldier: SHUUUT UUUP!!!
*shotgun fire* Spy: AHHHH!!!
Soldier: Oh my... Sorry!
Demo: You...
Spy: Shock, blood loss, infection...
Spy: ...F*** you, Soldier!
Demo: You...
Soldier: What? That was not me! Hehe...
Demo: You...
*Spy strangles Soldier*
Heavy: Demo, we can RUN...
Demo: ...you, ya grease-filled PORK!!!
Spy: What... the... hell?
Soldier: *cough* I got a bad feeling about this.
Demo: This is not good.
Spy: And why is that?
Demo: I don't know...
Spy: NNNGHUH!!! WHY?!
Demo: 'Cause that Heavy's angry!
Spy: Oh... "C'est magnifique"! ("Magnificent!" in french)
Spy: Thank you SO much for being such a D***!
AHHHH!!!! *boom*
~
Heavy: Aaaaa... ha ha! Is good, hen?
Spy: Not feeling so well....
Heavy: Then NEVER make me angry! Hehehe...
Spy: *cry*
Heavy: Cry some more...
Demo: *Burp*