What the hell?! What’s going on?! Who are you?!
So, now you don’t recognize us? Take a good look!
Or you don’t even remember those whose art you have defiled?
Art?! What are you talking about? Wait a minute…
Yes! That’s us! Those whom you disliked on YouTube!
All whose lives you have destroyed!
Lives? It’s just dislikes!
You have no idea what you’re talking about!
What can you even know about it?!
This is a backbreaking labor!
I had to give up everything for that!
I even scream "For the Horde!" during sleep…
No weekends. No other benefits.
I f*****g make what my people want.
I have been long in this business.
Everything else can wait!
Every day, waiting for a new battle!
I'm an immortal hero of thousand wars!
The Lord of donations!
(Hiding from the military enlistment office)
I generate the content! (I am playing DotA on barely visible screen)
I generate the content! (It's really hard to insult opponent’s mothers!)
Just understand, all I do is for you, only for you, exclusively for you!
Chasing likes and reposts through the thorns of strikes.
I generate the content!
I dedicated all my life to the Beauty…
And also to shape of lips.
All my videos are high-quality
Even about the kinds of groats! (So cool!)
I apply cosmetics on nails, eyebrows, eyes
And even on what cannot be.
My passion rages when I see mascara.
After all, the beauty blogging is my Path!
Every day it’s a new shade.
Style and fashion is in my DNA.
The Queen of the eye-liner!
(Living in the suburbs of Nakhodka)
I generate the content! (To glue eyelash on the eyelids – that’s my destiny for centuries)
I generate the content!
(Now Sveta from Tula is able to emphasize her cheekbones)
Just understand, all I do is for you, only for you, exclusively for you!
It’s OK, I’m the Ksyusha Key. Only unique content!
I generate the content!
Ok, I remembered both of you. Who are the others?
I am the voice of the generation, modern philosopher, role-model for thousands of my viewers.
You shoot vlogs?
Yep.
I challenge the whole world, I do what others can not, I perform Challenges.
And here are five reasons why no one gives a shit.
Well, the most hated people on the Internet…
Can you tell who on the first place and who is on the second, I need to know!
I am host of a culinary channel. There you can find the best recipes and the most delicious dishes.
You've already told me about yourself… Sure, live-channel.
(sings)
So, what was that?
Opera covers of international hits.
And how many subscribers do you have?
32.
(everyone proving their exclusivity)
Stop!! Please!!! Now I got it! Stop it!!!
Covers! Beauty-Blogs! Tops! Vlogs! Challenges! Streams!
Videos about the Jewish masons
and reptile people together falsify Russian history
to conquer the whole world because of the Rothschild’s orders!
*mix of popular conspiracy theories*
We generate the content! (Reviews, tops and blogs… We are almost demigods!)
We promote the content! (If we get paid well… Or just paid)
Just understand, all we do is for you, only for you, exclusively for you!
*Our links for donation you can see below the video*
We generate the content! (Unique)
Did anyone close the door?
Nope.
He escaped?
Yep.
Damn!
Hello to my subscribers. I’m going to tell you something really crazy.