WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.840 --> 00:00:07.920 What the hell?! What’s going on?! Who are you?! 00:00:07.920 --> 00:00:11.740 So, now you don’t recognize us? Take a good look! 00:00:11.740 --> 00:00:15.080 Or you don’t even remember those whose art you have defiled? 00:00:15.080 --> 00:00:19.000 Art?! What are you talking about? Wait a minute… 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:22.020 Yes! That’s us! Those whom you disliked on YouTube! 00:00:22.020 --> 00:00:24.340 All whose lives you have destroyed! 00:00:24.340 --> 00:00:26.880 Lives? It’s just dislikes! 00:00:26.880 --> 00:00:30.200 You have no idea what you’re talking about! 00:00:30.200 --> 00:00:33.520 What can you even know about it?! 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:36.300 This is a backbreaking labor! 00:00:36.300 --> 00:00:40.040 I had to give up everything for that! 00:00:40.040 --> 00:00:42.920 I even scream "For the Horde!" during sleep… 00:00:42.920 --> 00:00:46.120 No weekends. No other benefits. 00:00:46.120 --> 00:00:49.180 I f*****g make what my people want. 00:00:49.180 --> 00:00:52.380 I have been long in this business. 00:00:52.380 --> 00:00:54.940 Everything else can wait! 00:00:54.940 --> 00:00:57.920 Every day, waiting for a new battle! 00:00:57.920 --> 00:01:01.000 I'm an immortal hero of thousand wars! 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:04.480 The Lord of donations! 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:07.700 (Hiding from the military enlistment office) 00:01:07.700 --> 00:01:15.220 I generate the content! (I am playing DotA on barely visible screen) 00:01:15.220 --> 00:01:21.500 I generate the content! (It's really hard to insult opponent’s mothers!) 00:01:21.500 --> 00:01:28.160 Just understand, all I do is for you, only for you, exclusively for you! 00:01:28.160 --> 00:01:31.560 Chasing likes and reposts through the thorns of strikes. 00:01:31.560 --> 00:01:35.900 I generate the content! 00:01:37.260 --> 00:01:40.600 I dedicated all my life to the Beauty… 00:01:40.600 --> 00:01:43.640 And also to shape of lips. 00:01:43.640 --> 00:01:47.080 All my videos are high-quality 00:01:47.100 --> 00:01:50.340 Even about the kinds of groats! (So cool!) 00:01:50.340 --> 00:01:53.440 I apply cosmetics on nails, eyebrows, eyes 00:01:53.440 --> 00:01:56.440 And even on what cannot be. 00:01:56.440 --> 00:01:59.800 My passion rages when I see mascara. 00:01:59.800 --> 00:02:02.180 After all, the beauty blogging is my Path! 00:02:02.180 --> 00:02:05.380 Every day it’s a new shade. 00:02:05.380 --> 00:02:08.360 Style and fashion is in my DNA. 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:11.800 The Queen of the eye-liner! 00:02:11.800 --> 00:02:14.980 (Living in the suburbs of Nakhodka) 00:02:14.980 --> 00:02:22.400 I generate the content! (To glue eyelash on the eyelids – that’s my destiny for centuries) 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:25.180 I generate the content! 00:02:25.180 --> 00:02:28.740 (Now Sveta from Tula is able to emphasize her cheekbones) 00:02:28.740 --> 00:02:34.840 Just understand, all I do is for you, only for you, exclusively for you! 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:38.600 It’s OK, I’m the Ksyusha Key. Only unique content! 00:02:38.600 --> 00:02:43.060 I generate the content! 00:02:43.980 --> 00:02:46.380 Ok, I remembered both of you. Who are the others? 00:02:46.380 --> 00:02:51.400 I am the voice of the generation, modern philosopher, role-model for thousands of my viewers. 00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:52.740 You shoot vlogs? 00:02:52.740 --> 00:02:54.360 Yep. 00:02:54.360 --> 00:02:59.920 I challenge the whole world, I do what others can not, I perform Challenges. 00:02:59.920 --> 00:03:02.780 And here are five reasons why no one gives a shit. 00:03:02.780 --> 00:03:06.360 Well, the most hated people on the Internet… 00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:09.420 Can you tell who on the first place and who is on the second, I need to know! 00:03:09.420 --> 00:03:14.640 I am host of a culinary channel. There you can find the best recipes and the most delicious dishes. 00:03:14.640 --> 00:03:18.180 You've already told me about yourself… Sure, live-channel. 00:03:21.160 --> 00:03:25.320 (sings) 00:03:25.320 --> 00:03:27.360 So, what was that? 00:03:27.360 --> 00:03:30.860 Opera covers of international hits. 00:03:30.860 --> 00:03:32.780 And how many subscribers do you have? 00:03:32.780 --> 00:03:34.360 32. 00:03:34.360 --> 00:03:42.120 (everyone proving their exclusivity) 00:03:42.120 --> 00:03:46.880 Stop!! Please!!! Now I got it! Stop it!!! 00:03:46.880 --> 00:03:52.720 Covers! Beauty-Blogs! Tops! Vlogs! Challenges! Streams! 00:03:52.720 --> 00:03:54.360 Videos about the Jewish masons 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:56.540 and reptile people together falsify Russian history 00:03:56.540 --> 00:04:01.040 to conquer the whole world because of the Rothschild’s orders! 00:04:01.040 --> 00:04:02.700 *mix of popular conspiracy theories* 00:04:03.380 --> 00:04:10.620 We generate the content! (Reviews, tops and blogs… We are almost demigods!) 00:04:10.620 --> 00:04:15.960 We promote the content! (If we get paid well… Or just paid) 00:04:15.960 --> 00:04:23.560 Just understand, all we do is for you, only for you, exclusively for you! 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:27.420 *Our links for donation you can see below the video* 00:04:27.420 --> 00:04:32.260 We generate the content! (Unique) 00:04:33.840 --> 00:04:35.400 Did anyone close the door? 00:04:35.400 --> 00:04:36.620 Nope. 00:04:36.620 --> 00:04:37.820 He escaped? 00:04:37.820 --> 00:04:38.640 Yep. 00:04:38.640 --> 00:04:39.640 Damn! 00:04:49.100 --> 00:04:53.780 Hello to my subscribers. I’m going to tell you something really crazy.