Gourmet burgers and home-fries. This is manly food! And it's so easy to make too...


Written, produced, edited, eaten by Caerdwyn.
Made awesome by Dustykatt.

ART:
"Three Fillies Fritters and Hays" by FrenchToastyy@DeviantArt
"Chikkin Burger" by Kloudmutt@DeviantArt
"Twilight Being Adorkable" by Unfiltered-N@DeviantArt
"Queen Chrysalis" by Makintosh91@DeviantArt
Selections from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"

MUSIC and SOUNDS:
"The Manliest Brony Theme" by Mandopony
"Haarlem Shake" by Baauer
Excerpts from "Evil Dead 2" and "The Six Million Dollar Man"

Original content (c) 2013 by Caerdwyn and Dustykatt
"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is a trademark of Hasbro Studios, Inc.

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CAERDWYN'S HOME FRIES
Serves 4

12 red potatoes or white potatoes (no Russets!) about the size of a tennis ball
1/4 cup olive oil
Salt
Steak-style spice mix similar to Emeril's Essence or Weber Chicago Steak

Preheat oven to 425 degrees.
Line a cookie sheet with aluminum foil.
Cut the potatoes into quarters. Do not remove the skins.
Place the potatoes in a plastic bag that won't leak (the store bag from the potatoes should be fine).
Pour the olive oil into the bag with the potatoes.
Shake and gently knead the potatoes through the bag until all pieces are thoroughly covered in olive oil.
Spread the potatoes over the cookie sheet so their skin sides are down.
Sprinkle salt and spice mix over the potatoes to taste.
Place in the oven (middle rack) and bake for 30 minutes. Potatoes are done when the edges are nicely browned.
Serve 'em up!


DUSTYBURGERS
Serves 4

2 pounds lean ground beef
1 egg
1 packet dried mushroom-onion soup mix
2 tablespoons Worchestershire sauce

Preheat oven to 425 degrees.
Wash your hands.
Mix all ingredients thoroughly by hand in a large bowl. Knead knead knead.
Form into four meatblobs; smish into patties.
Place patties on a broiler tray.
Place the broiler tray on the top rack of the oven.
Cook for 10 minutes (medium-rare) to 15 minutes (medium). Note the patties will not be as dark as all-meat patties because of the eggs and soup mix.
Optionally add cheese slices 30 seconds before the end of the cook time. Best cheeses are medium cheddar, Swiss, provolone or muenster.
Serve on good buns (no Wonder Bread!)