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Hello!
Me?!

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Yes you, blue russian weapons man.

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Are you tired of your multicolored equines being lazy

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and being absolutely retarded at doing their job?

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Or have crippling horse loneliness?

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Then I have the product that can solve it

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The small companion horse.

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SANDVICH

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THATS RIGHT!

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The small companion horse is an evolution in waifu horse engineering

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and is the perfect companion for every

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and all situations.

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They are everywhere

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in your office

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school

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kitchen

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bedroom.

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They are extremely useless and very expensive

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However they are insanely adorable, that it's worth it.

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Get your own for the amazing price of 99.99 bitcoin!

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Buy it now, since you aren't even doing anything worthwhile

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you lazy pathetic excuse of a person.

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So might as well buy this and hot glue it to show how based

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you are to your friends over that mongolian basket weaving image board.