Hello! Me?!
Yes you, blue russian weapons man.
Are you tired of your multicolored equines being lazy
and being absolutely retarded at doing their job?
Or have crippling horse loneliness?
Then I have the product that can solve it
The small companion horse.
SANDVICH
THATS RIGHT!
The small companion horse is an evolution in waifu horse engineering
and is the perfect companion for every
and all situations.
They are everywhere
in your office
school
kitchen
bedroom.
They are extremely useless and very expensive
However they are insanely adorable, that it's worth it.
Get your own for the amazing price of 99.99 bitcoin!
Buy it now, since you aren't even doing anything worthwhile
you lazy pathetic excuse of a person.
So might as well buy this and hot glue it to show how based
you are to your friends over that mongolian basket weaving image board.