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Who is Marmok? Not everypony knows him. 

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OMG, I don’t know him neither. You will see, he is awesome. 

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He is awesome guy who does awesome videos. 

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He streams shitty games and play its so awesome that I…

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 He is just awesome. Do wanna call Marmok? Do you?

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Somepony summons spirits, somepony summons pizza in order, but we summons Marmok. I’d also like

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Tataman, did you hear us? 

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Maybe we won’t call them?

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No, we will do.

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Marmok, hi, how are you? Guy, say hello!

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Hey, human, why do you know me? You mustn’t know me

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Marmok, it’s a Everfree Festival greetings you! Hello hi!

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Aaaaaa…. Everfree, I thought it was Eldorado Shop. Eldorado – buy that you don’t need. 

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No, you have mistaken, we call you for conversation and ask you some questions

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Do you wanna ask some questions? (YES)

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Questions? But what about presents?

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Yes, there will be presents, but first, could you turn on you webcam? Hello?

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Why are you shaking?

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What for, everypony saw my face.

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Did you see his face? (NO) Show us

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I am not human, I am discusting creature

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Let’s call him as a Santa: Santa Marmok

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Aaa…. I guess, I’ll frighten all my fans

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Promise, you will have them more in 3-5 times!

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Ok, I warned you.

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How are you became pony?

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So it happens that I am a pony

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How? Why? When? 

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Well, firstly I saw My Little Pony, than it dawned on me

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 I went to the farm, saw Applejack, tried local apples, found the barn, came in it, light the candles

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also turn the music, take off pants and…

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Well, let’s ask some questions, for example how you did…

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Stop, stop, wait a second. Did you hear that? 

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Some kind of song. 

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And it’s sound louder. What the hell.

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What the hell.

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No, not this, yes, exactly

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You, you are walking brute. What the hell.

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My friends, you better take you crupper off this seat and walk around

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there is sunshine, clear sky, birds singing

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You are bastard, what for you broke my door? Can’t you knock a door? There is a doorbell

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That’s why a wanted to offer you vr glasses?

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What the VR-glasses? A have them too much

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No, no my darling, it’s no ordinary glasses, its are magical

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What the hell are you talking about? 

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You, you… broke my door

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I have nothing to say

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Calm down, my darling, it will be everything ok

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I do everything its need, where I place it, oh

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mmm, flowers flavor

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 check this video, my darling

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so where is dvd?

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OMG, I gonna die soon, do you have a gun

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Calm down, my darling

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I am not your darling, you’re not my wife, get out. 

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You are not a mare, my darling, I have got iPone XXL

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haven’t you?

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Ok

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You will repair my door 

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or I put this ball where there is no light

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Ok, my darling

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I am not your darling

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Check its quality, good photos, pickachu. 

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Look, perfect quality. Yes, check it also.. 

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Oh, police comes

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