Somewhere in Chelyabinks, there is one educational organisation
where the worst students of Russia study.
There is a legend, that it was a concentration camp.
PTU (Polytechnyc University)
This is a story about one pony who desided to go to this university.
full of shaves and criminals.
Damn!
My Russian Pony: First Day in PTU
Umo Saka
Class, we have new student - Umo Saka.
And yes, he is a pony.
I am Umo from Odintsovo, I like pancakes and cupcakes.
And you will cook its for me every morning. But I admit...
- Hey, what the hell it was? - Are you kidding us?
I'll show the power of PTU!
If you get in my way again, I'll kill you.
Hey, what are you doing on your first day?
Hey, motherf***er, I don't let you put down my bro!
If you stand up before bell rings, I'll kill you, f***!
Damn, this is the one of the most arrogant bastards! - Valera, do something!
Umo Saka
I don't understand, it means "sandy waterfall"?
Hey, listen, do you have 120$? I haven't enough to go by bus.
Hey, do you totally deaf?
Are door handles installed in your ears? Hey!
Do you know multiplication table?
WHAT!
7 by 1 - 7, 7 by 2 - 14
Damn, this is...
7 by 3 - 21, 7 by 4 - 28
Multiplication table by 7, the most difficult one!
7 by 5 - 35, what is 7 by 6?
7 by 6 - 45, no, it's not working, 38, 48.
Peter, give some fingers!
I think I sould f*** off this university.
The end!
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