WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.023 --> 00:00:02.836 *Sigh* 00:00:06.250 --> 00:00:07.765 What the hell? 00:00:07.790 --> 00:00:09.867 Oh, hey Fluttershy... 00:00:09.892 --> 00:00:11.289 Twilight... 00:00:11.314 --> 00:00:12.140 Others... 00:00:12.165 --> 00:00:14.539 Rainbow you better have a good explanation for this. 00:00:14.564 --> 00:00:17.248 You've skipped 14 days of work and the town's starting to get sick- 00:00:17.273 --> 00:00:19.662 -of being blanketed in 3 feet of snow. 00:00:19.687 --> 00:00:22.273 What does it even matter anymore? 00:00:22.298 --> 00:00:23.914 Are you serious right now? 00:00:23.939 --> 00:00:26.609 Rainbow you're the lead weather control pony! 00:00:26.634 --> 00:00:28.642 Without you there's no weather control! 00:00:28.667 --> 00:00:32.025 By the way I'm suing you for the damage the snow's done to my farm. 00:00:32.050 --> 00:00:33.626 *Grunt* 00:00:33.651 --> 00:00:35.580 Rainbow take this seriously! 00:00:35.605 --> 00:00:36.744 Whatever... 00:00:36.769 --> 00:00:39.009 Six ponies have died, Rainbow! 00:00:39.034 --> 00:00:41.493 SIX PONIES HAVE DIED! 00:00:41.518 --> 00:00:45.634 They were in the wrong place at the wrong time and ended up suffocating under a pile of snow! 00:00:45.659 --> 00:00:47.559 Is this about the turtle thing? 00:00:47.584 --> 00:00:48.614 The what now? 00:00:48.639 --> 00:00:51.778 Oh, she was whining about something called tinnitus a few weeks ago- 00:00:51.803 --> 00:00:53.770 -and said it had something to do with Tank. 00:00:53.795 --> 00:00:57.458 The Cakes were forced to go out of business because Rainbow Dash has tinnitus?! 00:00:57.483 --> 00:00:59.956 It's not tinnitus, it's turtitus! 00:00:59.981 --> 00:01:03.542 It's a condition that develops when you spend too much time with turtles. 00:01:03.567 --> 00:01:05.558 Well, what are the symptoms? 00:01:05.583 --> 00:01:06.873 Mostly tinnitus. 00:01:06.898 --> 00:01:08.217 Dammit Rainbow Dash! 00:01:08.242 --> 00:01:12.777 I once had to cancel a birthday party because the kid got a paper cut on a plastic cup. 00:01:12.802 --> 00:01:16.144 I thought that would be the stupidest thing I ever heard but this here takes the cake. 00:01:18.753 --> 00:01:20.472 Was that a pun, Pinkie? 00:01:20.497 --> 00:01:21.120 No. 00:01:21.145 --> 00:01:22.143 Oh, okay. 00:01:22.168 --> 00:01:23.823 Go away, I'm sad... 00:01:23.848 --> 00:01:27.440 And sometimes turtitus makes my ears disappear for no reason. 00:01:27.465 --> 00:01:29.247 Rainbow Dash I'm giving you to the count of one- 00:01:29.272 --> 00:01:32.145 -to get the hell of your ass and come help clean up this snow. 00:01:32.170 --> 00:01:34.067 Is turtitus even contagious? 00:01:34.092 --> 00:01:36.645 Pinkie, I'm pretty sure turtitus isn't real. 00:01:36.670 --> 00:01:37.645 Yeah, it is! 00:01:37.670 --> 00:01:40.403 They used to call it turtleitus but then they shortened it. 00:01:40.428 --> 00:01:42.708 Fluttershy, should I say it or do you want to? 00:01:42.733 --> 00:01:43.997 No, I'll say it. 00:01:44.022 --> 00:01:46.044 Tank is a tortoise you dumbass! 00:01:46.069 --> 00:01:46.676 What?! 00:01:46.701 --> 00:01:49.255 Tank is a tortoise, it's not the same thing as a turtle! 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:50.130 Nah! 00:01:50.155 --> 00:01:51.786 My god, you're dumb... 00:01:51.811 --> 00:01:54.262 Rainbow, right now Opal is stuck in a tree- 00:01:54.287 --> 00:01:55.739 -and we can't get her down. 00:01:55.764 --> 00:01:59.098 Sweetie Belle tried to get her down but she ended up stuck in the tree too! 00:01:59.123 --> 00:02:03.200 And now there's too much snow for me to get close enough to levitate either of them out of the tree! 00:02:03.225 --> 00:02:05.325 They're going to starve to death, Rainbow! 00:02:05.350 --> 00:02:07.559 They've been up there for 65 hours! 00:02:07.584 --> 00:02:09.419 This ain't funny anymore, Rainbow! 00:02:09.444 --> 00:02:13.895 Turtitus isn't real, and even if it were you wouldn't have it cause Tank is a tortoise. 00:02:13.920 --> 00:02:16.311 So I'm just curious what this is really about. 00:02:16.336 --> 00:02:18.631 What in Equestria are you doing here?! 00:02:18.656 --> 00:02:22.022 Okay, I lied about the turtitus, but I had a good reason! 00:02:22.047 --> 00:02:23.366 And that is? 00:02:25.373 --> 00:02:28.819 Tank's going into hibernation! 00:02:28.844 --> 00:02:30.218 Aww! 00:02:30.243 --> 00:02:31.335 RAINBOW FOR THE LOVE OF--